brown parents: tum bache ho
also brown parents: tum bache ho?
-Daphne du Maurier
dipping Parle-G for the right amount of time before it gets soggy should be an olympic sport.
fuck therapy i need to be cast as a horrible person in a horror movie and get to stab a fake body and get blood all over me and act deranged (and get paid for it!), that would help me a lot actually
desi culture is hearing the sarcastic "shabash" everything you drop or broke something followed by an encouragement to do more / break more
it’s okay if you fall apart sometimes. pani puri falls apart and we still love them :).
i hate you drank less water headache i hate you slept too little headache i hate you slept too much headache i hate you too stressed out to function headache i hate you forgot to eat headache i hate you excessive screen time headache i hate you cried too much headache i hate you exercised too little headache i hate you no reason headache i hate you