Its Because Youre Always On That Damn Autopsy Table

I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure

heres another steddie au pitch for yall: fae steve harrington. im not sure if im more sold on selkie steve, which has more canon evidence, or feral unseelie steve, which could be cool as fuck, but either way mr and mrs harrington trap little faerie child steve in the mortal realm, either by stealing his coat or his name, bc they need an heir but dont have the patience for a child.

little baby steve, freshly glamoured, trying to figure out wtf is up with these human kids who are so squishy and weak and dull. steve watching eddie be melodramatic and performative and passionate like gods finally someone Normal.

steve making little deals with his friends — stuff like “if you give me a chip, you’ll totally pass your science quiz” and everyone thinks it’s ridiculous but also it always works. the kids think of steve as some kind of good luck charm and always give him little gifts before exams or big sessions or whatever

steve watching a hellfire session where the party is in the feywilds and just. Cannot stop giggling. humans r so funny when theyre wrong

i think it gets revealed in S4 when steve finds eddie dying and frantically asks him to trade him for something, anything, bc steve can save him but not for free. eddie trades a kiss

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

boop

the horrors.

not!sasha goes by any pronouns except for they/them

because she is not!them

many such cases

when your history teacher actually understands how to teach his students and suddenly hes like your 3rd dad

listening to the magnus archives is so fun because there will be this character who has spent his whole life letting other people put him down and just going along with what they said for the fear of being unwanted but when faced with the literal concept of loneliness threatening to overtake him he says “no, no more. i was manipulating YOU.” to this god like creature and it’s such a powerful moment but you can’t take it seriously bc also there’s a man running through a hall somewhere going “MAHHTINNNNN” and also said god like creature is arguing with another god like creature (who is his (ex?) husband) over a fucking BET they made regarding who got to end the world and keep aforementioned character’s boyfriend