Dokja And The Oldest Dream Will Forever Be One Of The Most Heartbreaking Scenes Like Imagine Being A

from bright-eyed and bushy-tailed to political fugitives on the run

Title: Friend shaped

To your Suprise there are other survivors out there, as you can spot a kid and his (very large) friend from across the city. The more outgoing twin tells you his name is Gregory and Hes looking for someone, the more reserved twin is certain he won't find him.

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

@snekberry in response to the harmonica post

everyone's a creature now

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

All throughout childhood, while my peers were socializing and making friends, I studied the blade read so many books that I am now almost legally blind, which left me with vast and deeply instinctual understanding of English grammar - and next to no ability to explain how it actually works. Friends will often ask me to proofread their writing and then get very mad when I say things like, "You need to completely reverse this sentence and cut this clause entirely; no, I'm sorry, i don't know why, I just know that the way it is now ITCHES 😭"

Now, what I want to see is a fantasy story where this plays out with MAGICAL grammar. Someone from a backwater town deeply steeped in folk magic arrives at Wizard Uni where all their fellow students are like "What do you mean, we should add another '𝞯∘⋇𝞿' to the incancation because it 'sounds better'? What do you mean, 'it could just be a regional thing'?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS SPELL JUST FEELS LIKE IT NEEDS A LIVE RAT'????"

So you know when you're writing a scene where the hero is carrying an injured person and you realize you've never been in this situation and have no idea how accurate the method of transportation actually is?

Oh boy, do I have a valuable resource for you!

Here is a PDF of the best ways to carry people depending on the situation and how conscious the injured person needs to be for the carrying position.

Literally a life saver.

(No pun intended.)

Some more Time Travel Cat!Jon au!! 

baking is a nightmare