I Don't Think People Understand How Hard It Is Not To Ship Tomarry / Harrymort Because What Do You Mean

So you know when you're writing a scene where the hero is carrying an injured person and you realize you've never been in this situation and have no idea how accurate the method of transportation actually is?

Oh boy, do I have a valuable resource for you!

Here is a PDF of the best ways to carry people depending on the situation and how conscious the injured person needs to be for the carrying position.

Literally a life saver.

(No pun intended.)

youve never jumped on one and then immediately transition mid jump to laying down and contemplating your thoughts have you

Trampolines are so fucking stupid like ooh look at me I can jump high. Worthless creation

and summore

the Puppet History season finale, basically

Family Portrait, Overexposed [x]

listening to the magnus archives is so fun because there will be this character who has spent his whole life letting other people put him down and just going along with what they said for the fear of being unwanted but when faced with the literal concept of loneliness threatening to overtake him he says “no, no more. i was manipulating YOU.” to this god like creature and it’s such a powerful moment but you can’t take it seriously bc also there’s a man running through a hall somewhere going “MAHHTINNNNN” and also said god like creature is arguing with another god like creature (who is his (ex?) husband) over a fucking BET they made regarding who got to end the world and keep aforementioned character’s boyfriend

waiting for their ride 🚌

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

Look I am like Georgie in episode 99, screaming at Jon to talk to people, to not cut himself off, to share his troubles, to stay

But honestly? I suddenly began thinking from Jon's point of view. His assistant and friend died on his watch, he found out there is a ritual that is supposed to end the world, he is trying to figure out how to prevent it.

At the same time he's been framed for murder, hunted by multiple parties, burned, dropped at terminal velocity, taken into the woods to be executed, find out he's trapped in his job and trapped others along with him, find out he's slowly turning inhuman and possibly dangerous and constantly around a person who he knows is out to hunt him and will kill him when she gets the chance.

Meanwhile he sees everyone else he cares about are fine while away from him. Disgruntled, depressed, angry. But fine. And he puts two and two together and decides it's because he's away from them and doing it all on his own. And then he also hears that his ex also had a supernatural encounter in her past and feels it's related to all of it. Then the danger reaches her doorstep and proceeds to blow out her lights.

Not saying he made the right choices but I can definitely understand this point of view. Only he's hurt. Everyone else is fine, not great but fine. And that's a price he's willing to pay.

finally, i can sleep so i can attend my class,

to boop or not to boop tis the question, i will continue on my journey of boops tmr 🫡