Bruce Wayne Except He Texts Like An Ominous Boomer

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My dearest followers and mutuals and friends and lovers. I am going to extend one deadly serious question to you on this beautiful afternoon.

What is your #1 video game recommendation

No mom I don't want a career I want to play mermaids in a river with my friends and eat berries like nature intended

When Jason starts building his crime lord career, people start inexplicably comparing him to Matches Malone. They have the same mannerisms, the same fighting styles and a similar build. Some rogues even have theories that they're the same guy.

So when ever Matches is mentioned, red hood mutters "fuck that guy" under his breath and since Bruce puts his whole batussy into his personas, he's starts reciprocating that energy. All the rogues are scrambling to find out what happened to cause this beef. The entire Gotham underground now has to pick a side between one of their own who they've worked with and gotten to know over the years versus the new up and coming crime lord that's offering jobs and improving their lives. While Jason is wondering what he can do to stop being compared to Bruce, Bruce is trying to be a supportive parent (which means making sure the rogues don't turn on J) while protecting his persona he's been curating for years.

The duties of Redhoods sidekick

I miss my twin brother :( sometimes its like I can still hear his voice

old vent art i touched up!

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it