🕺🏼 Groovy

Now Freddie is trending

good. then trend a DNA test because for fucks sake this is stupid

But getting seen by fans makes it more ✨organic✨. I think Olivia fulfilled all the pap walks needed for this stunt to last a lifetime anyway. And they’re posted by Deuxmoi while they’re going through their “spotted” spree they do occasionally. So, again, organic.

Further shows they haven’t seen each other since probably February. They wanna go ham now when nothing was stopping them before. Okay, sure. 🙄

They went months without being seen and all of a sudden a fans parents recognised harry from his back and thought to take a creepy pic and describe what he was doing to their kid 🤔 sounds legit

honestly, if you ever sayanything bad about liam, or think he deserves less and not more, please just unfollow me and don’t talk to me ever again. he is literally the brightest soul out there, making sure to keep us happy, check on us every time he can, keeping us updated, giving us contents and I mean……he could just disappear, have time for himself, not giving us any words but no…..he is giving us SO MUCH LOVE instead……and interacting with the fans, with us is also good for him! and I am just so glad he made my time at home a little bearable! He deserves the whole universe!!! 

Perdón que me meta, pero anon esta es una relación muy armada, está siendo súper publicitada por todas partes de la forma más ridícula posible, cada stunt o bearding tiene sus cosas diferentes, es verdad que hay coincidencias(como el tener algo de Harry hace que la relación "sea más real"), pero no puedes comparar de esa manera las "relaciones" de Harry, el tener más paps pics o menos no hace un stunt más real o menos, en lo personal tampoco veo demostraciones de afecto con Olivia, el tomarse las manos así:

¿Es mucho para ti? ¿te parece muy afectuoso?, personalmente lo veo un poco forzado, pero depende de cada uno.

Además de que no es sólo eso, también tienes que ver lo que está pasando mientras el stunt está siendo publicitado, como por ejemplo las fake paps:

La situación de Olivia con su "ex"

Hay más cosas pero creo que esto es suficiente, la verdad me sorprenden que siendo larrie hace 2 años piensas así, tal vez necesitas un poco más de información.

Sobre Harry siendo ingenuo.. mi punto era que en caso de ser real su relación no creo que él sea abierto de un día para otro o sí? por que este stutn es tan intenso?, con Camille no hubo más que 3 fotos de paps y ninguna demostración de afecto (tomarse de las manos, su auto, collares, casa) estoy confundida, llevo 2 años en su fandom, jamás había visto tanto escándalo o que fuese tan abierto, como si realmente se hubiera enamorado de ella, y me da miedo lo que van a montar para su cumpleaños

Soo.... estás unlarreando? 😃

Seems like he’s wearing this combo every time he goes out. Dark/brown pants, green jacket, cream tote, white hat, black/dark sweatshirt over hat/not over hat, pink beanie, white shoes. 

Wearing the same outfit bc he knows he’ll be recognized..(?)

EDIT: yall this is such clownery. I fixed the last pic. I accidentally put Olivia in instead of H. Goes to show how easy it is to cosplay as them. 

A post about jealous Harry

Alternatively: In which Louis’ husband morphs into an actual murderer upon feeling jealous

But why have I taken so long to decide on making a jealous harry post i mean like the distinct brow furrow annihilates my soul 

followed by that reassured *squeeze* and *pat* *pat* though

like we get it Harry, he’s yours

AU: Where Aiden playfully pecks Louis’ neck whilst embracing

and Harry get’s jeal- oh

never mind.

That thigh tap is only necessary if you’re one of those jealous boyfriends……and Harry is DEFINITELY one of those people.

How to Make: Harry Styles mentally plot a successful murder against Liam Payne

Step 1: Hold Louis Tomlinson’s hand. Step 2: Wait for Harry to plot and carry out the murder.

Now this is debatable, but Harry says “stop it” to Zayn ????????

I mean a human being and Louis cannot even so much as socialise without Harry stepping forth to break it up.

Self-explanatory: Harry will have no wieners (other than his own) invading within Louis’ personal space 

If one was to stumble across Harry’s assassination list, the first five dot points would look a lil’ somethin’ like:

Zayn Malik

zayn

ZAYN

ZaYN MALIK

Malik, Zayn

Then the next five points would be Liam

Harry

needs

to

chill

When u anticipate inevitable cock-blockage;

My god, that eyebrow crease could kill the poor man

But Corden should have known; I mean he’s playing on Harry’s turf, he should have seen it coming

Niall didn’t see it coming

Damn Harry’s face drops from 100 to 0 real quick

Louis coped it that night let me tell you

Harry’s internal thoughts: I think there’s a serrated butter knife in the dressing room backstage..

Most of you don’t know this -it’s kept under heavy wraps-, but Harry actually brutally murdered Liam that night, it’s true. The Liam Payne we see today is a mere holographic image now.

Oh, and Zayn didn’t leave by choice, but by threatened force from Louis’ husband.

I think we can all accept this is some low-key jealously but it’s not the reason I’m adding this at all tbh.

I’m adding this because I find it interesting how its almost Harry’s life duty to personally witness and note every single mere contraction of a limb and/or muscle, along with each tendon that moves in Louis’ body; Like even a fucking eyelash twitch you look over and yep Harry saw the lash convulsion

Now this is just getting too comical because I bet you after this interview, Harry gathered the band in a room and explained the guidelines and conditions one must always follow during their wake. The first rule was probably, ‘one must never sit on Louis’ lap if they wish to keep their kneecaps in order to sit again’, Or you know, something along those lines.

Remember the lovebite interview where the interviewer asks if they give each other them “from within the band?” and Liam immediately steps in to avert potential Larry-ness from happening by stuttering out, “Louis gives me these” but then Harry kind of 

It’s a wonder how after all these years, Harry still hasn’t popped a nerve from all that facial straining like w o w

Can we top it off with this because thumb signs are important and Harry’s kitten fond kills me and Louis’ serious and in-loveness kills me too

I hate married couples.

I remember someone saying that harry's accent sounded a little like louis' during hslot but I don't know in what video

“it’s not complicated? well you got it wrong when i was explaining it mate!” “carry on lad!”