Bullet Train Incorrect Quotes:

sirius: moony can I kiss you?

remus: if you can reach

Captain Droiderica

I just love the idea of putting Loki's thorns as a tattoo.

My thought.

Thor hopping on Stormbreaker and riding them into battle like a fucking witch was the funniest goddamn thing I have ever seen in my entire life

Of course

Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

Y/n: Do I date tall people??? Just so they can always see me from my best angle??? Or is that just a bonus for them????

Kol: You date tall people because everyone is taller than you.

awesome

Damon: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Stefan: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Bonnie: A realist sees a freight train.

You: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

James *walking into a wall*: fuck

Lily: whats up with him?

Sirius: He caught Remus and I snogging after his practice and is being a big baby about it

James *yelling towards the lamp*: IT WAS MORE THAN JUST SNOGGING

Remus: honestly james is this how you plan to live for the rest of your life?

James *turning towards the window*: I TOLD YOU I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF BECAUSE IVE SEEN ENOUGH

positive someone's done this before