Hey Guys, Hear Me Out, ...maybe Musk Isn't Actually A Nazi. Maybe He's From Some Fascist Parallel Evil

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

3rd DBH play through. let Connor die, Hank killed himself, Markus died by Perkins, Kara and Alice made it to canada. but it's all okay in the end because Simon lived🥰🥰

28 STAB WOUNDS

"Look, I know you don't sleep, but running into you in the middle of the night while I'm half asleep and you're recharging - or whatever it is you do when you just stand there like a fancy mannequin with your eyes closed - needs to stop or it'll give me a fucking heart attack at some point. Can't you just – do what you need to do – but like in a horizontal position?" Hank asked Connor and the android nodded immediately, a shy smile on his lips. "I apologize for any inconvenience I caused. I can absolutely do that, Hank."

Welcome to my headcanon universe for these two. This definitely happens after the peaceful ending of the android revolution. After a while and some events I may or may not write at some point Connor moves in with Hank and their friendship/grumpy dad and his android son relationship grows.

³ᴰ ᵇᵃˢᵉ ᶠᶤᵍᵘʳᵉ ᵘˢᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜᵒᶰᶰᵒʳ ᵇʸ ᴸᵉˣᵃᴷᶤᶰᵉˢˢ ᵒᶰ ᴿᵉᶰᵈᵉʳᵒˢᶤᵗʸ

I'm so glad Detroit become human exists, I honestly think I would be a completely different person if I had never watched that game, I wanna play it myself when I can afford it

@corpsesticks

babe, the way you explained the lore of your favorite game was fucking sexy. Now whip it out.

Get a load of this guy