DND Character Who Accidentally Becomes A Paladin At Their Wedding Bc They Meant Their Wedding Vows A

Arcane: become human

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

I misread the “7 month old” as 7 years old, so I was flabbergasted when I saw the photo 😭

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

"still immortal, huh, Connor?" "in a way." [x]

Me leaving comments on fics.

@corpsesticks

babe, the way you explained the lore of your favorite game was fucking sexy. Now whip it out.

not like us getting 3 grammys... when is drake going to crawl into a hole and die