I Know That We Assumed That Sam Was A Jon Parallel (new Job, Mysterious Traumatic Past, Scrawniest Brown

Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.

Reaper: *Gross sobbing* Take..... THIS BROKEN WING & HELP ME FLY AGAIN *More gross sobbing*

Widowmaker: *folding her arms* Talon karaoke night was a mistake.

Sombra: I bet Overwatch doesn’t have to deal with this crap.

~Meanwhile, at Overwatch Karaoke night~

Jack: *knocks back a shot* I AM DROWNING! THERE IS NO SIGN OF LAND! YOU ARE COMING DOWN WITH ME! HAND IN UNLOVABLE HAND! AND I HOPE YOU DIE! I HOPE WE BOTH DIE! *gross sobbing* 

Mercy: Overwatch karaoke night was a mistake.

Goddess of Absolute Tomfoolery™️

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

Playing as Ashe in overwatch be like

Hi. My imaginary friend said there was a new person behind this door now, different from the lanky people with the needle fingers. But a good kind of different.

Can I come inside, or am I gonna get in trouble? -The Lost Boy @residentsofhollowville ((ooc: I just learned I could put my side blog url in here yippee :DDDDD

My DOorS aRe aLWayS oPeN fOR anYoNe bRAvE Or cuRioUS ENouGh.

CoME oN In, aNd PLeaSe TrY nOT To gEt L o S T :)

Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

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the vast

smthn soft and sweet before it all goes to shit

valentines day art by supergiant games!