KMFDM 2003, WWIII

sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really. 

me when school is actually horrible and awful and not like the i'm not okay video at all

When a fic is so good it makes you wanna convert to Catholicism

pope Francis literally rose from the deathbed just to tell JD Vance to eat shit and then died on Easter. a true diva until his end.

New trope just dropped

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

I don’t think we’ve welcomed Idaho— sorry, IOWA — to the table yet!

Happy to use wttt week as an excuse to love on my school state.

(More fun facts under the cut)

About American Gothic — Grant Wood drew his artwork from his rural Iowa experiences.

About the pig — A major, MAJOR pork producer, Iowa has more pigs than people.

About the book — Iowa City is a hub for creative writers. I bet he corrects fanfic grammar. I’ve also heard that some farmers like to listen to audiobooks while working.

About the hat — Kum & Go is a well loved local gas station because of its… evocative… name. There’s merch. For how much longer, though?

About the shirt — Raygun prints hilarious (mostly) Iowa based T shirts. As seen in the actual table videos!

About the poster — WNBA star Caitlin Clark brought fame to the University of Iowa and to women’s basketball as a whole. You can’t not love her.

About walking tacos — A favorite casual meal you might see at a fair or football game, but also sometimes served at the state capitol. No tortilla required, much to the disgust of the southwest!

attak!

how it’s been going lately 😅 (I’m terrified)

kmfdm graphics !!!!

I dont want to be exposed to varying and diverse fandom opinions I love my echo chamber #myechochamber