The Dude NOBODY Invited:

ehehehe

It seems like everyone can see it 🥰💕

Texas and Tennessee drunk and in love.

When a fic is so good it makes you wanna convert to Catholicism

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

I don’t think we’ve welcomed Idaho— sorry, IOWA — to the table yet!

Happy to use wttt week as an excuse to love on my school state.

(More fun facts under the cut)

About American Gothic — Grant Wood drew his artwork from his rural Iowa experiences.

About the pig — A major, MAJOR pork producer, Iowa has more pigs than people.

About the book — Iowa City is a hub for creative writers. I bet he corrects fanfic grammar. I’ve also heard that some farmers like to listen to audiobooks while working.

About the hat — Kum & Go is a well loved local gas station because of its… evocative… name. There’s merch. For how much longer, though?

About the shirt — Raygun prints hilarious (mostly) Iowa based T shirts. As seen in the actual table videos!

About the poster — WNBA star Caitlin Clark brought fame to the University of Iowa and to women’s basketball as a whole. You can’t not love her.

About walking tacos — A favorite casual meal you might see at a fair or football game, but also sometimes served at the state capitol. No tortilla required, much to the disgust of the southwest!

what do you know?

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

Yay! First ten pull and this is what I got heh

That’s not true I decided I am cool and that all the people I meet are cool and everyone is cool and no one is uncool because it’s not real anyway. I’m cool to myself I don’t need others to validate it. But this post is also real tbh

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

New trope just dropped

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please