“If You Were Church, I’d Get On My Knees.”

G.I.N.A.S.F.S. // Fall Out Boy

THE PHOENIX

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doing an English project on this rn and this is 100% accurate

Lord of the Flies as John Mulaney quotes

Ralph: Whoa, that tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child

Piggy: No, that’s the thing I’m sensitive about!

Jack: Well you know how I’m filled with rage?

Simon: I thought I was going to be murdered my entire childhood

Roger: Hey do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you

Sam'n'Eric: I was over on the bench

Maurice: I try to stay optimistic, even though I must admit, things are getting pretty sticky

Bill: He grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground and yelled SCATTER

Percival: I’ve had a very long day. I’m very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under

The Naval Officer: Something happened here. You hope it was a miracle, but probably not

that feeling when one moment youre in the middle of a gunfight in the center of a restaurant and the next you're doing pushups in drag and having gay sex

Inspired by Patrick’s vans 😳

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

I wasnt feeling too well so i photoshopped breaking bad characters holding cats to make me feel better

My friend said i needed to share them, maybe i can make ur day too :>

the rise of ‘aesthetics’ as a common way to describe literally every facet of yourself is like the most destructive thing I’ve seen on social media this shit is crazy. it is the most beauty obsessed thing in such a subtle and evil way.... it goes down to the books you read the chicness of your clutter the music you listen to how you decorate your water bottle like literally every single thing you do is scrutinized and defined into egirl or cottagecore or dark academia or vapor wave or baddie or whatever and it just forces you to quantify yourself and criticize every thing you do without break ..... am I sitting down in an effortlessly cute way? Is the mess on my bedside table whimsical? Is my shampoo luxurious and glamorous? And it’s all just a way to sell shit and profit off of your insecurity!!!!!! You watch yourself from an outside perspective, making sure you’re not just beautiful but you fit exactly into whatever box you strive to belong to, and it leaves no room for mistakes!!!! You can’t be embarrassing or cringey or gross or ugly unless it’s in an ironic way that fulfills a meta identity that is also quantifiable. Everybody has a uniform now that they’re trying to fit into. If you take care of plants you’re cottagecore if you play video games and like pastels you’re an e girl if you like sweaters and reading (classic white people books only!!!) then you’re dark academia you’re tailoring every single aspect of yourself and isn’t it tiring????? Isn’t procuring yourself tiring????? I’m going to rip a phone book in half

I’ve Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth // Fall Out Boy