Infinityonsarah - Sarah

The Carpal Tunnel Of Love // Fall Out Boy

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be weird about tv

happy new year <3

Day 222 of 365 - Paramore, “Last Hope”

it’s not that i don’t feel the pain it’s just i’m not afraid of hurting anymore

I wasnt feeling too well so i photoshopped breaking bad characters holding cats to make me feel better

My friend said i needed to share them, maybe i can make ur day too :>

doing an English project on this rn and this is 100% accurate

Lord of the Flies as John Mulaney quotes

Ralph: Whoa, that tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child

Piggy: No, that’s the thing I’m sensitive about!

Jack: Well you know how I’m filled with rage?

Simon: I thought I was going to be murdered my entire childhood

Roger: Hey do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you

Sam'n'Eric: I was over on the bench

Maurice: I try to stay optimistic, even though I must admit, things are getting pretty sticky

Bill: He grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground and yelled SCATTER

Percival: I’ve had a very long day. I’m very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under

The Naval Officer: Something happened here. You hope it was a miracle, but probably not

Growing up is actually just enjoying the exact same things you enjoyed at 14 years old, but in a more gay way