Innate--nature - What, You Egg

Apollo: Hey, Hermes, I've got something to tell you. I'm pan.

Hermes: Ha, I knew it! I've never seen you and goatboy in the same place at the same time!

Apollo: No, godsdamn it I-

Dorian Gray after one (1) conversation with Lord Henry

If you think Hermes wouldn’t wear winged heelys you’re wrong

sometimes i wanna post serious takes ab lit on this blog but then i realize if i try to use it for a class i could get checked for plagiarism

and im not ready to have my professors know about all the dumb shit i say here

i just really want one of Shakespeare's comedies directed by Wes Anderson

greek gods & heroes as bdg part 1

hades:

hermes:

odysseus:

the houses with friends and blankets

Gryffindor- gives friend their blanket

Slytherin- goes to get a new blanket for their friend

Hufflepuff- shares their blanket

Ravenclaw- has an extra blanket just in case already

dear john (taylor's version) (4 hour version) (5 act stage play) (iambic pentameter) (from the vault)

me at any character whos supposed to represent the american dream

Dorian Gray's the type of person who goes around calling himself a "social media influencer" after getting more than 10 likes on Instagram.

the first 10 likes were all Basil