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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!
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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!
Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!
I will get there
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
something i keep experiencing
“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars
A Man of Few Words
alla mingalёva
Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you
life's too short to love someone quietly, love someone who'll love you loudly
"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me
if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you
if you give an autist a button maker…
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Use "said" for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use "whimpered"
"I hate him" y'all own cats together in the future. pack it up fruitcake
shut up and look at this photo of Marsha P. Johnson smiling and holding a Snoopy plush.
The intimacy of being silly together.
fine, i’ll say it. raspberry is everything strawberry wishes it was but strawberries get the spotlight for being cute
Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta
how’s that house that raised you?
my uncle killed my father and married with my mother and now i must *remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health and wellbeing* put on a play
I’d like to get off this sinking ship
“I have no notion of loving people by halves; it is not in my nature.”
Isabella Thorpe, Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen
Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.
word on the street is that you have to keep living