Today Is The Only Day You Can Reblog This

sir that is my titty you are tearing to shreds

Only kink at pride

im so curious abt what ppl carry around on the daily.....rb & tag what's in ur pockets/bag?

guy who only thinks about his interests when anything happens: getting a lot of 'my interests' vibes from this

hello gay people of the internet i am back, and i did not finish a single podcast while i was sad. but i did start archive 81. its fun. looove itt. what the fuck is netflix doing. also how does one get mutuals on here.

hey if u can’t drive/are a slow learner due to a disability or mental illness, just picture historical figures like pirates or the founding fathers trying to operate a car.

it’s only “easy” bc we’ve normalized it.

he killed himself and what the MC knew was just a hallucination?? spirit???

anways.

theres a prequel. im gonna. try to read it

when youre reading a fic and suddenly the pattern starts being a pattern and FUCK your favourite character is either going to kill himself or die in a tragic accident after helping the main character overcome his issues. FUCK. FUCK THIS!!!!!!

im slowly but surely catching up to wtnv and god this is just so good

I come back to tumblr to see you all have made up an entire Martin Scorsese movie about a Russian mafia boss with a plot, love interests, and 20 alternate endings. Meanwhile on tiktok, they've came up with an entire currency called dabloons and people are giving them away to "weary travelers", trading them, giving people potions to prevent robbers from stealing them, inflation rates, and a whole economy off them. And twitter has been frantically panicking for the last three weeks cause Elon Musk has been burning it to the ground by firing everyone, causing their profits to fall and it's shutdown is inevitable. Plus while Twitter is collapsing, the man who accidentally got a text from some old woman confirmed they're having Thanksgiving together again for the 7th year in a row among all this. This has been one of the most unhinged weeks for social media honestly.

when youre reading a fic and suddenly the pattern starts being a pattern and FUCK your favourite character is either going to kill himself or die in a tragic accident after helping the main character overcome his issues. FUCK. FUCK THIS!!!!!!