by Just_A_Simple_Writer
Hi my name is Gerard Dark’ness Dementia Raven Delano-Keay and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy grey eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Gerard Way (AN: if u dont know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin with lots of eye tattoos. I’m also an eye avatar, and I work at a place called the Magnus Institute in England. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black MCR shirt and a black trenchcoat, black fishnets and black combat boots. I was walking outside The Magnus Institute. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of archive assistants (dey r PREPZ) stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Words: 504, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Multi
Characters: Gerard Keay, Martin Blackwood, Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Gertrude Robinson, Elias Bouchard
Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Gerard Keay, Martin Blackwood/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Gerard Keay/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist
Additional Tags: Crack, so much crack, Crack Treated Seriously, ignore those tags, this is a completely normal fic, and its MY IDEA COMPLETELY ORIGINAL and if u disagree ur a PREP!!!!1!1!!, (take a wild guess as to what au THIS is), (thats right), Alternate Universe -My Immortal (Fanfiction), Other Additional Tags to Be Added
source https://archiveofourown.org/works/33491686
there’s a Czech transdude in one of my servers who was like going through the complex process of trying to get binders from the UK and it’s like my dude. that’s gonna cost a fuck ton cuz of brexit shipping and so i told him about an online shop in amsterdam. in the process of getting that info one of the irl trans guys i know is like “i have two old binders from that shop, why don’t we just mail it to him?”
so i’m mailing him two free binders (it’ll be super cheap to send within’ the eu) and in exchange i’m getting his grandma’s secret recipe for Žemlovka
this is the pinnacle. community is actually about secret grandma recipes and sharing used gender affirming clothing
my personal favorite like brand of jon lines is basically where he’s just [picture of edwardian offense] I’m hip
Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.
i Love fanfiction
Things that are better than sex:
1. when a masked character does the head tilt thingy
remember that one post thats like "if i look up my mbti type in a media then its bad"? yeah. its bad
i need to consume hurt/comfort fanfiction with very painful hurt but nothing tastes good enough so im just cranky
YES GIVE ME VALIDATION I LOVE YOUU FOR REBLOGGING MY SHIT
Source
every podcast fanfic has at least one '[insert character] has ADHD because i do and i like this character' tag and that is just So nice