Jager’s Curls Aren’t Natural- He Has To Get Up Early Every Morning So He Can Spend Two Hours In Front

Dang it! I wanted a gay ship sail for once 🤣

Yes YEs YES

OKAY ALRIGHT ALL OF YOU

Thanks to @smileyoureoncamera, there’s this new au…

SO HERE’S THE PLAN: IF THIS GETS 500 NOTES (likes or reblogs) I WILL WRITE IT.

Basic summary:

Villain DEku my love

Happy birthday

“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”

So is: 

wearing two different fabrics

eating pigs and rabbits 

wearing torn clothes

having short hair

having tattoos

having more than one type of plant in your garden

going to church in the first  2 months after you’ve given birth

masturbating

wearing jewlery

remarrying 

women saying anything in church, ever

eating lobsters

divorcing

eating fat

touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period

cross breeding

people with flat noses becoming priests (?)

cheating

saying God’s name

gossiping

going to church if your balls are injured in any way

wizards (?)

so we’re all going to hell anyways. 

Once and Future, a Merthur Fanbook It’s time guys :) time to see how many books I need to print. Please comment or reblog this post if you want a book and tell me which country you live in. The more people want to have a copy, the cheaper each book will be + the costs of shipping from Germany. After I know how many books will be needed I can fix the price. I’ll do a post about how to purchase a copy later on.

waitress assigned kin

One Piece Mermaid AU

Post-Marineford

(they both survived, somehow)

❀ Genderbend, fem!Luffy

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