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Knights of the Lancers: One Hit

Knights of the Lancers one shot that very literally just hit me.

“David, I swear to all that is holy! If you bend that knee one more time,” his sister shouted just as she hit the back of his knee. “If you are not going to remember our training, you should go work with Leonard.“

The young prince glared at his sister before fixing his stance, sword read. “Again.”

She stood in front of him again, “Try to keep up then and actually hit me.“

—

“Dammit Wash!” Tucker gritted out with a hiss, “What the fuck?“

“You can’t bend your knees like that. It weakens your stance and makes you vulnerable.”

“Yeah, yeah. But. What. The. Actual. Fuck.”

“Again.” Wash pulled his training sword up to Tucker who was still on his knees. “Tucker, get up. I didn’t hit you that hard.”

“Dude, I’m gonna bruise now. How am I supposed to hook up the ladies with this bruise?” Tucker kept yelling but Wash long sense zoned out. It was always the same thing with him. How he was going to turn Tucker into a true knight was really escaping him. He only had his training with Caroline to help him here. Maybe he just needed to do his own thing. But that means more unknown. Ugh.

“Tucker, if you can land a strike on me I will buy you all the mead you can drink tonight.”

He jumped up, “Make it mead and some food.” Tucker pulled up his sword.

My town just installed a new really bright streetlight...Right outside my bedroom window. Thanks town hall.

Don't you just love it when your school's nurse wont let you go home when your vomiting, because you didn't throw up in her bathroom.

I do

hey does anyone wanna hear abt the lore of my dragon AU?

Here's Osiris. He's a lawyer for my discords little mafia au.

Heyyy DCA fandom do maaaybe mind dropping me some of your lovely DCA AUs to draw,,

Haven't been that in touch with the fandom and i wanna draw those weirdos more

Wow

I just won two rounds of uno with two +4 cards

I don't know why but I really wanted to draw carolina holding and cat plushie, just because she deserves it.

So, in the past year in a half I found out I am VERY injury prone...

Currently sitting in my brother's car with three girls in the back being extremely loud, causing my brother to keep turning up the music. Every single person in the car knows that I have a concussion and am not supposed to he this amount of noise around me. I am currently in pain from a massive migraine. Any one know what I should do?

yo, are you who I think you are????

Who do you think I am?