Ohhh My XD Now River, Which Doctor Is Your's....

FUCK

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Ten's face though! 😂

^amen to that guy

Guns can do bad things... but they can also do good things. Its all in the hands of the craftsman what the tool will do. The craftsman GUIDES the tool. Not the tool guides the craftsman. People need to realize this.

Hero dad guns down intruders who held gun to his 17-year-old daughter's head

You won’t see the gun-control freaks at MSNBC touting the story of his hero dad.

A St. Louis couple is likely thankful to have guns in their home after they were forced to use them to defend their daughter against two men Monday night.

The men, one of whom had an extensive rap sheet, confronted the couples’ 17-year-old daughter after she stepped outside of the house to go to her car, reports the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

Cortez McClinton, 33, and Terrell Johnson, 31, held a gun to the girl’s head and used her as a shield as they entered the family home, where a five-year old child was also present.

The girl’s father and mother witnessed the abduction, and both retrieved their guns. When McClinton and Johnson entered, the father fired several shots, hitting both men. The girl’s mother fired one shot but missed.

Johnson died at the scene. McClinton was wounded but was able to scramble off. He had his brother take him to the hospital.

God, this is so fucking true. I don't know why we hide it, but we do.

In a world full Of the word yes I'm here to scream... NO

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Does anyone else feel like a “filler friend”? Like you just sit there, never contributing to the conversation, and when you do, no one notices. You don’t really have a purpose or do anything and kinda just sit there existing. No one ever invites you ever or asks to do anything with you, and people even make group plans right in front of you and neglect your presence. It’s not that anyone means for this to happen it kinda just does?

Seriously? How can you NOT reblog this?

okay so my grandma had this friend and he was late to everything, but he didn’t really mind, as he would always joke around and say ‘oh well, as long as i’m not late to my own funeral’.

he recently passed away and last week at his funeral, everyone was in the church waiting for it to begin. they waited for more than 30 minutes past the set time and then came the news: 

the hearse had gotten stuck in traffic. the hearse with his body in it. 

he was late to his own fucking funeral. 

ALWAYS KITTEN

I'm the hysterical words of Betty White; "... Be a pussy, those things take a pounding!" 😂😂😂😂😂

Why grow balls when you can grow a vagina