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Look.

I have made you a chart. A very simple chart.

People say "You have to draw the line somewhere, and Biden has crossed it-" and my response is "Trump has crossed way more lines than Biden".

These categories are based off of actual policy enacted by both of these men while they were in office.

If the ONLY LINE YOU CARE ABOUT is line 12, you have an incredible amount of privilege, AND YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS. You obviously have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency, and you do not give a fuck if a ceasefire actually occurs. You are obviously fine if your queer, disabled, and marginalized loved ones are hurt. You clearly don't care about the status of American democracy, which Trump has openly stated he plans to destroy on day 1 he is in office.

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The Midnight Planétarium by Van Cleef & Arpels

The movement of each planet is true to its genuine length of orbit: it will take Saturn over 29 years to make a complete circuit of the dial, Jupiter will take almost 12 years, Mars 687 days, Earth 365 days, Venus 224 days and Mercury 88 days.

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http://seananmcguire.tumblr.com/post/97365597080/mothbug-so-a-new-species-of-snake

So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.

Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped…

Truly lovely, but far too late.

“I am going to marry somebody that makes me feel like a poem.”

— Lee Smith, Fair and Tender Ladies (via thelovejournals)

I prefer the tea.

A cartoon by Jack Ziegler. For more cartoons from this week’s issue of the magazine: http://nyr.kr/1ipFrV2

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

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a snake wearing a top hat and mustache that is all

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If the Gilbert, Arizona, school board does decide to go ahead with a stealth plan to start ripping the pages out of science textbooks… I think we’ve got it covered. High school kids of Arizona, if they do steal the stuff out of your books, ArizonaHonorsBiology.com is where you can get it again. Arizona may be conservative, but Arizona, you are still part of the United States, and you can’t pretend some parts of biology don’t exist because they make you feel oogy. You can try, but you cannot get away with it.

Rachel Maddow expertly trolls Tea Partiers who want to censor Arizona sex ed  (via micdotcom) jacobyverger

Jim and Pam - ep 205 “Halloween”