Invizzie - Invizzie

Susie puts an energy drink in Kris's hand.

Noelle: "oh uh uh no! absolutely not!"

She takes it away from Kris.

Susie: "dude! what's the matter!?"

Noelle: "last time we had to evacuate the school because they got into the ventilation system!"

Flash back to everyone absolutely panicking because Kris has become a terror. The firefighters are fearfully creeping through the school with a large kennel and an animal catch pole. The firefighters are dropped down apon and mauled sending 3 firefighters to the hospital. Kris raids the kitchen and consumes more sugar and caffeine growing in energy, ruling the school as a whole for 6 hours. Scrawling and scratching up the walls along the hallway, smashing out the lights, and kicking in 5 doors.

Susie: ".....oh yea.....DRINK IT AGIAN KRIS THAT SHIT WAS AWESOME!"

Ralsei: "...uhmm Susie?. Does Kris hate me?....They always look so angry"

Susie: "oh no they just look like that. They look super creepy but their brain is just a Psyduck plushie isn't that right Kris!"

Kris peaks back over their shoulder eating handfuls of Kinetic sand.

Midoriya: What’s wrong with you?!

Shigaraki: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

Berdly-. Remember when you dared me to kiss Kris?

Susie-. No

Susie-. I told you "DON'T kiss them" and you said "You can't tell me what to do Susan!" and kissed them

Kris-. C:

Player-. I hate both of you

Dabi: My name is Dabi. The imbecile about to puke is my boss, Shigaraki. You may be wondering what we’re doing in a golf cart fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror.

so addisons incorrect quotes huh

(sale as the yellow addison is a hc i stole adopted from my friend @deltawhatnow he was designed by him!!)

BNHA Y/N incorrect quotes cause im bored

Kirishima: Have you been yelled at by Y/N yet?

Bakugou: I’m not scared of Y/N.

Kirishima: So, no?

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Y/N: In the name of the Father, son, and Holy ghost

Kaminari: Head, shoulders, knees, and toes

Y/N: Turn up your nose, strike that pose!

Y/N and Kaminari: Hey Macarena!

1-A: GO TO SLEEP

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Bakugou: I’ve sent good vibes your way. They’re coming and there’s no way you can stop them.

Y/N:…..This is the most violent way I’ve been cheered up.

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Y/N: What’s the fear of being murdered called?

Bakugou: …….. common sense.

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Y/N: I wanna give you the world, but I only have, like, 200 yen.

Sero: Come here.

Y/N: *comes closer*

Sero: *hugs you*

Sero: I don’t have any cash on me yet I have the whole world in my arms right now.

Y/N: B R U H 

Sero: Bruh.

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Todoroki: How do you want your coffee?

Tokoyami: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Y/N: One glass of milk coming right up!

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Y/N: *t-posing in the dorms* Good morning, parental figure.

Aizawa: Good morning, problem child.

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Y/N: *does something stupid*

Bakugou: Great. I needed another reason to be attracted to you.

Y/N: …what?

Bakugou: ANNOYED! I SAID ANNOYED!

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Y/N: Okay. I have this box. We are going to put what makes us happy into this box.

Ochaco: Can I put Izuku in the box?

Y/N: No. 

Ilda: Can we put Midoriya in the box?

Y/N: …No.

Todoroki: Can I-

Y/N: WE’RE NOT PUTTING DEKU IN THE BOX!

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Kaminari: It’s really muggy today.

Y/N: If I go outside and see all our mugs on the lawn, I will kill you.

Kaminari: *Sips coffee from bowl*

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Bakugou: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like “look at this fucking flower, this flower is taller than I am, this flower is winning and I’m losing”

Y/N: Wow. You are not ready to hear about trees.

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(i HAVE to add this one)

Canon Izuku: Alright, villain me. Time for you to be defeated once and for all-

Villain Deku: wait wait wait

Villain Deku: I’m baby

Canon Izuku: what does that even mean

Fandom: you can’t do that

Canon Izuku: WHAT

Fandom: he’s baby, you can’t just do that

Canon Izuku: but he’s a villain-

Fandom: well he’s baby so

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Y/N:  So Denki just texted me

Y/N:  and he says, “so, don’t be worried but I did this stupid thing”

Y/N:  And I’m worried cause I already know that he’s a dumbass and has no self control

Y/N:  and he tells me, “so i got high and did this thing”

Y/N:  and I’m panicking even more

Y/N:  and he finally tells me,

Y/N:  “I bought a 900 dollar wheel of cheese from France. It should be arriving next week.”

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Y/N: *on the phone* hey, babe. Can you come over?

Bakugou: No, I’m grounded.

Y/N: What the hell are you grounded?

Bakugou: My mom said “son of a bitch” and I yelled HELL YEAH I AM

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Y/N: *wearing Ilda’s glasses* How do I look?

Ilda: I have no idea.

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Y/N: Aizawa just took the wheels from our heelyz. I feel like Lucifer dtripped of his wings.

Sero: I have to walk down the halls like a common wench and I am livid.

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Bakugou: Whatever you’re thinking right now, stop

Y/N: What?

Bakugou: You always make that face when you’re about to say something stupid to piss me off so cut it out-

Y/N: I love you

Bakugou:

Y/N:

Y/N: Also cereal qualifies as a soup

Bakugou: I fucking knew it

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Tokoyami: I can’t believe all these people dressed in black. All-black was my thing, and now everyone’s doing it to be ‘cool’. They’re all posers

Y/N: Tokoyami, I cannot stress this enough. We are at Nighteye’s funeral

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Y/N: I know this is random, but Dom or Sub?

Midoriya Izuku: I guess Domino’s. I don’t go to Subway that much. Don’t see why you’d put them in the same category.

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Kaminari: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.

Bakugou: If I die, I’m gonna be buried in battle armour. Good luck, bitch.

Y/N: If.

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Y/N: Oh look, we’re under the mistletoe. You know what that means.

Todoroki: Y/N, that isn’t mistletoe.

Todoroki, waking up in the middle of the night: Oh my god, they were flirting with me.

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(*WHEEZE* XD)

Shouto: *singing* I’m just like you

Zuko: *echoing* I’m just like you

Shouto: you’re just like me

Zuko: *echoing* you’re just like me

Shouto & Zuko: *holding hands* it’s something anyone can see

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*Kirishima playing with Y/N’s hair*

Y/N: Stop it Kirishima, you’re ruining my reputation.

Kirishima: Then get off my lap.

Y/N: no

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Bakugou: Your existence is confusing.

Y/N: How so?

Bakugou: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

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Y/N: I will now torture you.

Dabi: [raises an eyebrow, smirking] Kinky.

Y/N: [smiles] I think you are sweet and beautiful.

Dabi: [tensing up] Wait…

Y/N: [moving toward him] You deserve to be cared for.

Dabi: [backing away] No.

Y/n: [leaning forward, trapping him against a wall] Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.

Dabi: [holding up his hands] I need a safeword!

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Y/N: Bakugou has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.

Kirishima: That can’t be true!

Y/N: Watch this.

Y/N: Hey Bakubabe, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Bakugou: [yeets self out the window]

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Ashido: *Sighs*

Y/N: You bored?

Ashido: Yeah.

Y/N: Wanna start drama for no reason?

Ashido: Thought you’d never ask

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Midoriya: I… I think I have a crush on Todoroki.

Y/N: Congratulations, you’re officially the last to know.

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Bakugou: I HATE YOU, DEKU!!

Midoriya: Yeah? WELL I HATE YOU TOO!!

[An hour later]

Bakugou, crying to Y/N: H-He wasn’t supposed to say it back!!

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(XD REEEEE)

Shigaraki: Goodnight.

Spinner: Goodnight.

Mr Compress: Sleep tight.

Toga: Don’t let the bed bugs bite.

Magne: Tonight.

Twice: Imma fight.

Toga: Til we see the sunlight.

Magne: Tik tok.

Twice: On the clock.

Toga: But the party don’t stop-

Dabi: SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Bakugou: I only feel one emotion and it is anger.

Y/N: Last night you drunk texted everyone of us a thousand heart emojis.

Bakugou: Out of anger.