Jevil: Take Me To A Museum And Make Out With Me!

Swatch: I have no idea why people think we're a couple

Tasque Manager: Me either. It's pretty obvious you like men and I like women.

Swatch: Exactly...

Swatch: [laying with their head in her lap]

Tasque Manager: [petting their head]

Queen: .....Are You Two Serious?

Player: Frisk, what's your gender?

Frisk: What's a gender?

Player: Are you a boy or a girl?

Frisk: Mom, am I a boy or a girl?

Toriel: Not necessarily.

Player: Chara, what's your gender?

Chara: No.

Player: What do you m-

Chara: No.

Player: Kris, what's your gender?

Kris: [flips you off without breaking stride]

Kris comes up to the front of the class and gives Alphys a note. She takes the note and reads the scrawly handwriting. Its says "I'm going to throw up". She looks up from the note to find Kris doing that motion cats make just before it throws up.

Alphys: "NO NO NO!!!!"

Susie: *accidentally hits Kris in the face during battle*

Susie: *trying to decide between "I'm so FUCKING sorry!" And "Are you okay?"*

Susie: "Are you FUCKING sorry?!"

Kris, with a bloody nose: ...

Cw// flashing lights

*poker face playing on repeat in the background*

K

more nagisa harem content bcs why not

vol. 1

This would be awsome

Nico in a modern world setting would be a streamer called 'Ghost King'.

Specifically, a horror game streamer. That would be like his main thing. He's that streamer who plays horror games but rarely gets jumpscared. He's the type to make sarcastic comments and critic on game design while being chased down by a ghost.

He rarely plays multiplayer games, but when he does, his streams are so fun and chaotic because he would lose his cool while playing with his friends who, especially in a game setting, he consider as idiots.

Imagine him playing Phasmophobia, Forewarned or Demonologist and just getting invested with trying to figure out the type of ghost/spirit/evil while the other three players are running around, unintentionally provoking the ghost/spirit/evil as they scream into the background. They'll be wondering why Nico isn't responding to them and jump into his stream, only to find out that Nico have them on mute.

Imagine him playing Among Us. He would be a ruthless killer.

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Annoying friends my beloved :}