Santana Lopez Never Said Fuck

A super and A Luthor. Destined to hate each other but fell in love.

(This is a redraw from a drawing I did back in 2020) 

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Maybe Brittany S Pierce in season 3 wasn't "dumbed down" so much as she was just struggling with her executive functioning because she was stressed and anxious about being in senior year and the possibility of everything changing, and the possibility of graduating from high school or not, and what that means. Not to mention her girlfriend went through a really traumatic public outing and being disowned by a family member, Brittany herself was outed by association and then one of her best friends got into a really serious car accident. Maybe everything else took a back seat and people (i.e. her teachers) who should have known about it and supported her with it weren't doing their jobs (like they did not need to shame Mercedes for "lacking direction" or whatever, she actually applied and got into more than one college).

Then in season 4, it gets worse because she doesn't have her safe person (Santana) around, and yeah, people try and all, but they don't really get it. When she comes back, she has a newfound confidence about how smart she actually is, but she doesn't know how to balance herself so she becomes hyperfixated on her math equations while neglecting the things she actually enjoys. I am glad MIT happened for her because even though it was a hasty way to get Heather Morris off the show while she was pregnant, it did add an interesting layer to Brittany's character.

That is…our paths did cross

Curious if you saw the comment about Santana feeling straight in season 1 or something💀

Oof 💀

I think I even replied "it's called comphet" or something? Before deciding that thread was not for me lol. Like, I get it, she wasn't written queer in season 1 but RIB happen to be the luckiest bastards so her story works perfectly even in season 1. Girl literally invites Finn out on a date just to ignore him and offer to make out with Brittany instead. Then she asks him out again and cannot stop insulting him. She very explicitly states that she's not interested in him as much as the idea being seen with him, the status symbol of it all. She's turned off the moment Puck falls down the social hierarchy and is only interested again when another girl enters the picture and makes him relevant again. She never once shows any interest in them as people or as boys, just the symbolic value of their social points and how others perceive them.

Even without the hindsight of season 2 and the rest of the show, I can't believe anyone could watch season 1 and try to argue that she reads as 100% straight. She overcompensates if anything, something that is very clear in early season 2 and e.g. her Carl comments. (lmao remember when someone tried to argue she was bi because of those comments and that saying she was lesbian is propaganda or something idk it was wild) I mean, what bitch would ask a guy out by saying "it is exhausting to look at you"? Not one that is even remotely into him, I'll tell you that.

Santana was never straight even when she was written as such. She's just that gay. An icon, truly.

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my new directions sexuality (and gender) headcanons (plus a few reasons why) - part one; the first generation (in seasons 1-3)

1. rachel berry - bisexual

- she basically admires quinn

- calls quinn pretty like 90% of the time

- lea michele herself ships both faberry and pezberry

- this post

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Reasons why Rachel Berry is bisexual and in love with Quinn Fabray:

She wore a sweater with the colors of the bi flag while singing about getting the attention from both boys and girls. Take me or Leave me is

2. finn hudson - bisexual

- i don't really have an explanation for this except; “that was so gay” in artie's musical fantasy (i think) and “that's an image that i can never get out of my mind” when he saw sam as a stripper... like okay....

3. quinn fabray - lesbian

- literally drew [REDACTED] pictures of rachel on the bathroom walls

- LITERALLY f worded santana (twice, i might add)

-“i've always wondered what it would be like with a woman”

- “rosario, you are killing it in that dress”

- the entirety of 4x14 (i do)

- she literally stared at santana and mercedes while they were shaking ass in river deep mountain high (smiling happily i might add)

- joe: i've never met anyone who's gay // quinn: oh i guarantee you have (so... you?)

- the entirety of “it's a man's man's man's world”, need i say more?

- when rachel told her she and finn were getting married, she said “you can't”... why? cause you wanna marry her?

- dianna wore a “likes girls” shirt on tour once (should be enough to convince you that girly in fact ISN'T straight)

4. santana lopez - lesbian

- well i know this is canon but since i see A LOT of people (on AO3 especially) trying to erase her sexuality, here's me explaining why she IS in fact a lesbian (i am a lesbian too so don't fight me on this)

- she did not give out “mixed signals” on the show. i know she said she was attracted to both girls and guys in 2x15 (sexy), but that part was obviously a blatant lie. after f wording finn in 1x15 (the power of madonna), the first thing she did was to ask for a burger, like girly... really??

- she also cheated on literally every guy she dated (with mostly brittany), i mean come on if a guy did a good job to her, she wouldn't even think of cheating (i don't think so at least)

- she had more chemistry with any of the girls than any of the guys she dated/in the new directions

5. sam evans - bisexual

- idk if any of you guys knew this but he was actually originally introduced as kurt's love interest on the show, so.... 🤨

- also NO straight guy would take the time to do a whole macaroni portrait of another guy (as seen in 4x17; guilty pleasures)

- blaine literally developed a crush on him idk

6. kurt hummel - gay (,non-binary and asexual)

- alright no explanation needed for his sexuality, it's canon

-also i do not actually have an explanation for his nb headcanon... i read about it once and just went with it lmao

- i do however have an explanation for the ace headcanon, in 2x15 (sexy), he said he didn't like hearing about the sex talk burt and blaine both tried to give him, and to be fair, he seems asexual

7. blaine anderson - gay

- no explanation needed, it's canon

8. noah puckerman - pansexual

- he will literally shag anyone and everyone LMFAO

prt 2 coming soon cuz i can't add more photos lmao 😭

part two!

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my new directions sexuality (and gender) headcanons (plus a few reasons why) - part two; the first generation (in seasons 1-3)

part one can be found here: 1. rachel berry - bisexual - she basically admires quinn - calls quinn pretty like 90% of the time - lea mic

HAPPY JULY 9th AKA LAST KISS DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE.