a place where we ask important questions about the best vocalists from the glee club
"Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. I counted the number of times you'd smile at me, and I'd die on days that you didn't."
Artwork by @stargirlren
part one can be found here:
9. mercedes jones - pansexual
- she wore a heart necklace with the colours of the pan flag in 3x13 (heart)
- stared at santana's boobs while singing “the boy is mine”
- had hot girls wearing bikinis in her musical fantasies (as seen in “bust your windows”)???
- “finn, you look handsome, quinn you look hot” 2x20 (prom queen)
10. brittany pierce - bisexual (canon) & genderfluid
- i don't really have an explanation lmao 😭😭
11. tina cohen-chang - bisexual & non-binary
- don't really have an explanation for the nb one tbh
- tike is bi4bi because i said so
- when making out with mike in 2x06 (never been kissed), she moaned beiste's name 😭
- they also use they/she pronouns because i said so
- i think she complimented quinn's (i think) looks before i can't remember when though (she said something about her bone structure)
-also stared happily (with quinn as stated in part one) when santana and mercedes were shaking ass
- and no straight person dresses goth lmfao
12. mike chang - bisexual
- don't really have an explanation except i'm 99% sure he and matt dated in season one
13. matt rutherford - bisexual
- same as mike, i'm 99% sure they both dated in season one
14. sugar motta - lesbian
- okay first of all she's brittana's child. so she's automatically NOT straight
- she also hates men (i can tell)
- look at the lesbian flag! it fits her :)
15. rory flanagan - gay
- just look at his outfits 😭
- was literally pining after finn and sam it's so obvious
- whatever happened between him and sugar in 3x13 (heart) was all platonic because i said so
16. joe hart - asexual
- i don't really have an explanation for this tbh
17. artie abrams - bisexual
- he literally said sam turned him on in 3x08 (hold on to sixteen)
- literally said david martinez's smile is cute like sir??? okay...
- because kevin said so
part 3 consisting of s4-5 characters 😍🫶 (also i couldn't add anymore pics 😭)
part 3!
Rachel Berry to every woman she has a rivality with :
ladies is it lesbian if your best friend who you are in love with (who also happens to be the strongest being on the planet, but you don't know this) makes not so casual threats of violence against your boyfriend for not being supportive enough while you are thirsting after her in spin class?
the girlies but its the barbie meme
+ bonus patreon version
@taylorswift “they don't know how much i miss her... but she's looking at you” queen?
i just really needed it to exist