I hate breeders!
some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it
*Using my iPhone to command a random immigrant to deliver a prepared dinner with any meat I want right to my doorstep*: “I’m not really privileged because I can only afford to do this once or twice a week”
one of the most frustrating things about the neil gaiman situation (and others like it) is people who were fans immediately moving to a different person to idolise ('well, at least we still have x author' or 'please tell me y author is still a good person') and in this situation specifically, 'terry pratchett would be furious'. no!!! you do not know!!!you have no idea whether terry pratchett or any author you like was/is a predator! you cannot take a situation in which a man's public persona as a feminist and supporter of women allowed him to prey on vulnerable women without suspicion and then look at all the other men who portray themselves as good people and say 'well, these ones are still okay though.' just stop idolising celebrities!!!!!!!
Stupid and ugly man with low impulse control who lives in deep poverty: I can't wait to have kids!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO PASS ON MY LEGACY!!
18-20 years later: Damn how come my kids are a bunch of illiterate fucking stupid failures??? Mmmmmm must be the local public schools and TV definitely...Oh no nn- it's itss the MacDonald's for sure!!!
Because when I think about when women are most powerful, I immediately think of women who are literally virgins, who know exactly who they are. Before they have internalized the gaze of men and adjusted their behaviour accordingly, they exude confidence, competence, independence and completeness.
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