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SFW ALPHABET TEMPLATE by @the-coldest-goodbye

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

This is what happens when we are starved for any kind of content…

Why Baptiste left the Talon team #2  (╥ ‿ ╥)

Reason #1

CHAOS CHAOS

so i did a presentation for a party and here it is...

i wanted people to think it was innocent so…

^ this is when my guy friend A was like: “Oh he’s hot. i’m not crazy right? he’s fucking hot???” and we all started talking about his lips

^this is when my friend T said she got a nose bleed and we all cracked up saying that Eddie Brock was too hot and gave her a nose bleed bc she got too horny. we applauded her. (the pictures are gifs btw)

^at this point my friend M said: CAN YOU IMAGINE THE VENOM DICK? like WOW!

to which friend T promptly smacked M on his head

and then friend A said: “can we talk about the Venom dick?”

this is when the whole room applauded and my friend Y, who was presenting, screamed “MONSTER FUCKER”

M: “PROFESSOR. THE RED DOESN’T REALLY WORK, I CAN’T READ.”

K: “that’s because you’re color blind!”

T: “THIS ISN’T ABOUT YOU MICHAEL IT’S ABOUT VENOM AND HIS DICK.”

^i’d like to acknowledge these had transitions so all these things showed up separately and my already Chaotic and Horny friends saw this picture and immediately all said “LOOK AT THAT TONGUE. WHAT THAT TONGUE DO???” before the text showed up and… that’s all. i just need you to know that

T: I’ve still never seen this move.

A: Oh i’ve never seen it either… but DAMN is he hot.

M: Oh… that’s kinda fair though. like, I forgot about this, that kinda makes sense….

B: wait what the FUCK????????????

T: is there a way to pause the frame bc i’m pretty sure she slipped tongue in first

M: wait, isn’t that Venom that slipped tongue in first???

All: YES.

M: it can go ALL the way down his esophagus

K: THAT’S THE POINT.

M: ………. hot.

A: *whispering* I feel very different to where I’ve ever felt before…..

M: wait like straight up???? WACK woah….. i like it.

K: this looks like EVERYTHING on tumblr.

Me: Yeah, I got a LOT of this from tumblr.

A: did you MAKE this????

me: I did make this!

A: …. it’s killer.

this is where my friend A spits his fucking vodka or tequila or whatever ALL over the couch. all over it.

M: man i’m turned on right now

everyone cracking up and my presenter friend is on the ground crying laughing

T: MAN DOWN. THERE HAVE BEEN CASUALTIES.

Presenter Y: anyway they have sex

T: WATCH THE TEETH???

K: Wowwww….. they really greenlighted that…

K: This is just hentai.

M; and i’m STILL into it!

Presenter Y: Ohmygod we’re bonded just like MARRIAGE???

K: wow they REALLY greenlighted that!

(my poor sweet friend M still running around frantically trying to save the couch from staining bc of A spitting his drink all over it)

K: Bro, better than ANY romance… is this a fan comic?

Me: NO this is real, isn’t this crazy?

K: bro they really greenlighted that!

Presenter D: they also have a fucking KID? they do????

K: :O

M: Wait…. how does that work?

T: is this fucking mpreg?????

me: YES he gives fucking birth to aliens

K: I… am amazed. this is incredible.

*a desperate attempt to understand symbiote pregnancy ensues*

K: Maybe Venom’s the one that gets pregnant.

D: no i don’t think Venom’s the one that gets pregnant

T: So, Tom Hardy does?

D: Yes!

M: So how does tom Hardy get pregnant?

K: Mpreg!

M: *thrown into existential crisis* oh i haven’t heard that word in a few years….

T: HENTAI?!?!

K: thank you so much for making this. I have been enlightened

A: wowwwwww………….

Presenter Y: Splap?

T: it’s very wet.

M: I love how you cited your actual source

K: we love it!!!! A plus!!

and that is that on that, i converted a whole room of people that Venom and Eddie are in love canonically and i needed everyone to see it. also know that i had transitions and shit too, they’re just not able to be shown here but they’re there.

love y’all, buh bye

@felinalain​, @lmtyl​ ~♥

But still i can MANGA

4 horsemen of the apocalypse

Neil sharing his thoughts about Gavin in general and his relationship with Hank before the events of the game.

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