Irinterpink - Only Here For Two People

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

if tumblr users started making sponsored posts nobody would be able to tell because no normal brand would want to advertise here so the posts would be like

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man i'm hungry if only there was some sort of delicious nutritious sexalicious snack availab- WOH IS THAT DR F INGERSMAN'S ALL NEW EXTRA SALTED HONEY ROASTED CHEESE AND TOASTED PRETZELS?? KEEP GOING IM CLOSE

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i ate one of those once and i blacked out for three days and woke up with 20k in my bank and my left nut missing from the sack, 10/10 taste though would recommend

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don't spread lies on my post boy it says on the tin it can't make your nuts vanish any more.

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whatever. i cast spell of nut banishment

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the only thing I’m grinding are my teeth by accident

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

"you tried to eat a stapler?" GOD FORBID I have an iron-rich snack

how I feel listening to ayesha erotica

read this like a comic

just finishing first semester of 2nd year of uni. here are the best MSPaint drawings I've made during lectures so far