The Gemini Urge To Eat Shit And Die

Why Tumblr? Why do you, an actual celebrity, a famous writer, use Tumblr of all websites?

(The actual celebrity and famous writer sits back in his rocking chair, surveys the world of Tumblr, from his porch. He chews meditatively on a straw, and then he says:)

TACAFW: Y'see, I've been here for nigh on twelve years now, which in new-fangled internet years is about four hundred years... yup, I remember when all this wuz just folks trading photos of cats, and I remember when over there, where it's now just waste land, that whole part of town was whut we used to call 'Not safe for work" -- hooey, I don't know where those folks went, when they got driv out of town -- but me, through those twelve years, I've just been in this old rockin' chair on this old porch, and I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go... I guess I mus' just' like it here...

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a nice gift for death

(inspired from a fanfic on AO3 - "Inspire In Me, the Desire In Me" by ElloPoppet)

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big fucking horror masterpost

are you a horror fan, getting into the genre, or just looking for something to watch? here’s a bunch of links to some horror films and shows (both good and bad cuz i felt obligated to put whole franchises in here) for everyone to enjoy!!!! or hate!!!! always remember: being a horror fan is watching god awful movies to find the good ones that will change your life

halloween (1978)

halloween 2 (1981)

halloween 3: season of the witch (1982)

halloween 4: the return of michael myers (1988)

halloween 5: the revenge of michael myers (1989)

halloween: the curse of michael myers (1995)

halloween h20: 20 years later (1998)

halloween: resurrection (2002) 

halloween (2018)

halloween kills (2021)

candyman (1992)

candyman: farewell to the flesh (1995)

candyman: day of the dead (1999)

candyman (2021)

the evil dead (1981)

evil dead 2 (1987)

army of darkness (1992)

evil dead (2013)

ash vs evil dead (2015-2018)

scream (1996)

scream 2 (1997)

scream 3 (2000)  

scream 4 (2011)

scream (2022)

night of the living dead (1968)

dawn of the dead (1978)

day of the dead (1985)

child’s play (1988)

child’s play 2 (1990) 

child’s play 3 (1991) 

bride of chucky (1998)

seed of chucky (2004)

curse of chucky (2013)

cult of chucky (2017)

chucky (2021-ongoing)

the texas chainsaw massacre (1974)

the texas chainsaw massacre 2 (1986)

leatherface: the texas chainsaw massacre 3 (1990)

texas chainsaw massacre: the next generation (1995)

the texas chainsaw massacre (2003)

the texas chainsaw massacre: the beginning (2006)

texas chainsaw 3d (2013)

leatherface (2017)

texas chainsaw massacre (2022)

saw (2004)

saw 2 (2005)

saw 3 (2006)

saw 4 (2007)

saw 5 (2008)

saw 6 (2009)

saw 3d (2010)

jigsaw (2017)

spiral: from the book of saw (2021)

ringu (1998)

ringu 2 (1999)

ringu 0: birthday (2000)

a nightmare on elm street (1984)

a nightmare on elm street 2: freddy’s revenge (1985)

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors (1987)

a nightmare on elm street 4: the dream master (1988)

a nightmare on elm street 5: the dream child (1989)

freddy’s dead: the final nightmare (1991)

wes craven’s new nightmare (1994)

freddy vs jason (2003)

friday the 13th (1980)

friday the 13th part 2 (1981)

friday the 13th part 3 (1982)

friday the 13th: the final chapter (1984)

friday the 13th: a new beginning (1985)

friday the 13th part 6: jason lives (1986)

friday the 13th part 7: the new blood (1988)

friday the 13th part 8: jason takes manhattan (1989)

jason goes to hell: the final friday (1993)

jason x (2002)

hellraiser (1987)

hellbound: hellraiser 2 (1988)

hellraiser 3: hell on earth (1992)

hellraiser: bloodline (1996)

alien (1979)

aliens (1986)

alien 3 (1992)

alien resurrection (1997) 

predator (1987)

predator 2 (1990)

predators (2010)

prey (2022)

house of 1000 corpses (2003)

the devil’s rejects (2005)

3 from hell (2019)

fear street part one: 1994 (2021)

fear street part two: 1978 (2021)

fear street part three: 1666 (2021)

the strangers (2008)

the strangers: prey at night (2018)

a quiet place (2018)

a quiet place part 2 (2021)

the silence of the lambs (1991)

hannibal (2013-2015)

get out (2017)

us (2019)

nope (2022)

perfect blue (1997)

killer klowns from outer space (1988)

the thing (1982)

carrie (1976)

the shining (1980)

doctor sleep (2019)

pet sematary (1989)

it (2017)

it chapter 2 (2019)

trick ‘r treat (2007)

suspiria (1977)

black christmas (1974)

my bloody valentine (1981)

american psycho (2000)

el hoyo (2019)

shaun of the dead (2004)

train to busan (2016)

resident evil: welcome to raccoon city (2021)

hereditary (2018)

jennifer’s body (2009)

the lighthouse (2019)

little shop of horrors (1986)

orphan (2009)

spree (2020)

re-animator (1985)

wolf creek (2005)

freaky (2020)

bloody birthday (1981)

scary stories to tell in the dark (2019)

mandy (2018)

the cabin in the woods (2012)

ready or not (2019)

10 cloverfield lane (2016)

the blair witch project (1999)

possum (2018)

the exorcist (1973)

stranger things (2016-ongoing)

the twilight zone (1959-1964)

twin peaks (1990-1991)

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Vogue Italia, 1991

By Patrick Demarchelier

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all three are fine!! thank u in advance :)

nonfiction:

savage pastimes: a cultural history of violent entertainment by harold schechter (schechter is one of the best true crime authors ive ever read. title speaks for itself.)

tr@nny: confessions of punk rock's most infamous anarchist sellout by laura jane grace (autobiography, lead singer of the punk band against me!. laura came out as trans in the early 2010s.)

jenny holzer self titled (visual artist jenny holzer, most famously known for her truisms.)

the joke's over by ralph steadman (accounts of steadmans life—artist—alongside hunter s thompson, author & gonzo journalist.)

the only living witness by stephen g michaud & hugh aynesworth (the life & crimes of ted bundy.)

execution: the guillotine, the pendulum, the thousand cuts, the spanish donkey, & 66 other ways of putting people to death by geoffrey abbott (history of different torture + execution methods. dry at times, but very informative.)

up close: johnny cash by anne e neimark (quick, enjoyable biography on JC)

the mothman prophecies by john a keel (historical reports of the mothman, his relation to UFOs, the men in black, and the collapse of the silver bridge)

fiction:

fight club by chuck palahniuk (comedy, thriller)

the house on mango street by sandra cisneros (coming of age)

no country for old men by cormac mccarthy (thriller, crime)

do androids dream of electric sheep? by phillip k dick (thriller, sci-fi)

2001: a space odyssey by arthur c clarke (sci-fi)

johnny got his gun by dalton trumbo (war, history)

sharp objects by gillian flynn (crime, thriller)

fear & loathing in las vegas by hunter s thompson (comedy, journalism, history)

brokeback mountain by annie proulx (romance, LGBT, western)

jurassic park by michael crichton (sci-fi, thriller)

the miseducation of cameron post by emily m danforth (coming of age, LGBT)

psycho by robert bloch (crime, thriller)

poetry:

my favorite poems

my favorite poetry collections

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SLOWLY.

I made this in april, in quarantine. I had this idea i wanted to try, and i want to turn it into a full-length story so its kind of a demo/alpha version. I hope youll like it. It’s about the end of the world and the song “Despacito”.

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I got 4 and almost died

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annyyywayy existentialism is in this year

go read ur sartre

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1996 photos (a Polaroid and the proposed cover) that were meant to have been on the cover of Wired magazine in the UK. I think I preferred the one they finally used from a different part of the photoshoot because it was impossible to see what I looked like in it, so I was on the cover of a magazine and anonymous at the same time. But these were sweet. I guess they would have painted out the wires if they had used one of them.