Opening Tumblr On March 15th

There's something funny about watching (and participating) in the chaos of "Ao3 is down"

Caesar, standing in the kitchen: Hey, where are all the knives?

Brutus: 🤷‍♂️

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

Boba Fett’s reputation as the best bounty hunter in the galaxy comes from him pulling off an insane number of jobs throughout his life, some of which were even deemed impossible for a lone hunter to pull off

funnily enough, he doesn’t actually remember completing all of the ones people attribute to him, but after seeing the footage and biometric proof, he assumes that he’s been blacking out and entering some sort of exhaustion fugue state, or maybe he’s just had a few too many concussions

it’s not until he tries to claim a puck from the guild and is told that he’s already working that job that he starts to figure out that something more is going on, and decides to investigate who it is that’s been working this job

as it turns out, there’s actually like ten different escaped clones pulling bounties under his name, considering they all share the same DNA and face, who’ve put together a few fake versions of his father’s armor

many of them even work in teams, trading off who gets to ‘play Boba’ to the guild or clients

(they’ve also been using their shared DNA to access his space netflix account, which explains why the recommendation algorithm never seems to figure out what he likes and keeps telling him that he’s already watched shows he finds)

(strangely, he realizes that they haven’t touched any of his bank accounts, despite the fact that they could certainly have gotten through their security measures the same way)

after discovering this, he considers confronting them, killing them, even just turning them in to the guild

but then he’d lose some of his reputation if it comes out that impersonators can mimic him well enough to get the job done just as well as he could

so he just sends them all a message telling them to not fuck this up and continues with this life

I invite you to the senate, what knife you bringing 😏

See you all on the 15th ❤️❤️❤️

I am happy that austria won but above all else I am so relieved Israel DIDNT

How unbelievably embarrassing and shameful that Israel almost won the Eurovision Song Contest.

Like a genocidal state and their shitty song where they victimized themselves almost was just celebrated on national television in every European country.

I was given a warning yet still read the chapter I was on, went to click “next chapter”

me:

Nvm we're back to "anyone but them"

Tumblr feels so different without the boops