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the internet the second march hits
Boys night on the 15th of March, in the senate! so excited so hang out with the boys, heard theres cake, hope someone brought a knife.
I tried transferring the hype of the pregame of Ides of March to my friends off of Tumblr and I had to explain it because no one cares about it as much as we do on here. Anyways, my context clue was just "Cesar got jumped" and that seemed to click for them.
Caesar, standing in the kitchen: Hey, where are all the knives?
Brutus: đ€·ââïž
I love celebrating the ides of March here on tumblr, because it's like an annual reminder that it's perfectly okay to stab a politician to death if they piss you off
I invite you to the senate, what knife you bringing đ
See you all on the 15th â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž
YOUR TABLE IS READYïžâđ„đ„đ„đ„đ„đ„
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this man killed half of salt lake city
uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years
studies at the MusĂ©e DâOrsay
the way joel says âwhatâs wrong with youâ is so fucking funny to me like heâs so embarrassed his feral child is making a bad first impression on tommy that heâs like i raised you better than this!! but we all know he didnât and sheâs actually just like him
Adding âTiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media prescence was nuked with the sole exception of their egg-laying kink spotify playlistsâ to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys.
excerpt from you're a gazelle, i'm a wounded fawn by dontstraytoofar
Go read this fic on AO3 it's really cute and just makes me happy!
like weâre gonna die young!!
jus t a little excited about the new project after the trailer came out soâŠ
feel free to tell me the tags who you think deserves to get exploded more out of the group? mine is wilbur. blow him up-
wilbur and schlatt and water
Letâs talk about the absolute disbelief and horror on Joelâs face when Ellie swore at the table. Lmfao his southern heart was shook
big ups to Joel for being 20 years into the apocalypse and still calling Chevy trucks pieces of shit. that's some true hater shit.
i am absolutely l o s i n g it at Tommy "Desert Storm Vet and Texan in 2003 When the World Ended" Miller realizing he's now a communist, like look at this:
this man's whole worldview got Rocked
There is nothing more precious to me as a writer than the comments left on AO3. Whenever I get that email notification, I wonder what kind of comment was left. To have a little fun, I'm going to sort the typical comments into a few different categories and share my reactions to them as a writer.
If you feel I missed a comment type, please let me know. I'm curious to learn what other classifications you think exist (positive comment types only please - let's not make this negative). Also, if you wanted to tag yourself, I'd love you know what type of commenter you think you are.
The Polite Conversationalist - Your comment confirms that you read and enjoyed the fic or chapter. You offer praise for the author's efforts and encouragement for them to continue. - If this is you, please know that I'm imagining us holding a book club together. I brought us snacks.
The All Caps Reaction - You left the most unhinged comment. - You were screaming as you read it? I was screaming as I wrote it. Let's be friends.
The How Dare You - The angst is real. And painful. And I'm sorry but the story needed it. - This is a compliment of the highest order and I'm so glad you left it.
The Conspiracy Theorist - You are so invested that you are trying to figure out what comes next. - I'm so excited to read your ideas. They let me know the story tracks for you. And I'm either smiling because you guessed right and I'm excited for you to read what comes next, or I'm grinning because I know the plot twist is going to blow your mind.
The Catch-Up - You haven't commented in a while and are letting me know you are catching up. - I'm so glad you are back! I missed you. I know life gets busy and it means a lot to me that you took the time to read my story.
The Giggle - You laughed at my jokes and let me know. - Did we just become best friends? I'm already making you a bracelet.
The Callout - You found my favorite line in the chapter or fic. - I love you so much. You just made my day, my week, my month. Seriously, all the love for the reader. xoxo
Shepherd to Ghost:
Boba Fettâs reputation as the best bounty hunter in the galaxy comes from him pulling off an insane number of jobs throughout his life, some of which were even deemed impossible for a lone hunter to pull off
funnily enough, he doesnât actually remember completing all of the ones people attribute to him, but after seeing the footage and biometric proof, he assumes that heâs been blacking out and entering some sort of exhaustion fugue state, or maybe heâs just had a few too many concussions
itâs not until he tries to claim a puck from the guild and is told that heâs already working that job that he starts to figure out that something more is going on, and decides to investigate who it is thatâs been working this job
as it turns out, thereâs actually like ten different escaped clones pulling bounties under his name, considering they all share the same DNA and face, whoâve put together a few fake versions of his fatherâs armor
many of them even work in teams, trading off who gets to âplay Bobaâ to the guild or clients
(theyâve also been using their shared DNA to access his space netflix account, which explains why the recommendation algorithm never seems to figure out what he likes and keeps telling him that heâs already watched shows he finds)
(strangely, he realizes that they havenât touched any of his bank accounts, despite the fact that they could certainly have gotten through their security measures the same way)
after discovering this, he considers confronting them, killing them, even just turning them in to the guild
but then heâd lose some of his reputation if it comes out that impersonators can mimic him well enough to get the job done just as well as he could
so he just sends them all a message telling them to not fuck this up and continues with this life
Soap, Roach and Ghost from the old MW trilogyÂ
When I was a kid, maybe 14 or so (which is, you know, 20+ years ago), I belonged to a Yahoo! mailing list for an anime called Gundam Wing. It was mostly populated by other teens, of varying ages, as it was started by a teen and her friends. Eventually it migrated, when Yahoo! groups started as forums, and even branched off into non-GW related stuff in a second forum.
One of the things I remember the most clearly is the oldest person in the group. Her name was Steelsong. She was a 40-something Dom with a sub whose name we knew even though we knew nothing else. She ran her own fanfic archive because the web was still handmade HTML and navigated in webrings and Iâm pretty sure Google didnât exist or was only barely, barely launched and not well known. She was kind and patient and we loved her. She treated everyone on the group with the respect given any adult, even though most of the rest of the world was still treating us like we were children. Not teenagers even, but children. She never once condescended to any of us, never made our youth a barrier to her respect, never treated us like we were incapable of being full people or like we were less than her because we were young.
I remember that she hosted our fanfiction, as absolutely terrible as it was (and I still have some of it, I am WELL aware of how cringingly terrible it is, just absolute nonsense garbage), right there alongside of other fic that was soul-achingly beautiful. Not a separate section for her friends or for kids, just right there like we were good enough to feature alongside other authors. I never once received crit from her that I didnât ask for, only support. Only love. I am still writing today partly because Steel was so kind about our fic, fanfic and original.
I remember that when I started doing clay sculpture, she commissioned a tiny pair of dragons from me, to support me doing artwork. She sent a check my mom cashed for me, and my mom helped me mail it when it was finished. It broke in transit, and Steel assured me that she mended it and that it was still beautiful. It was a small gold dragon curled up with a small silver dragon.
I remember that her patience knew no bounds. I remember that she was there for us, regardless of reason. When we wanted to know silly things like what to do with a single AA battery, she answered. When we had serious questions about sex, she answered. When we had questions about writing, she taught us. When one of our group members, a young gay teen in Australia, ended up in the hospital and then stopped making posts, and we all knew what had happened, she let us talk to her about it because we couldnât go to our own parents, even though we had just lost a friend.
She was not a replacement to my parents, but she was an extra parent, in some ways. A friend, certainly, but someone that had been through more life than we had and was willing to pass on knowledge if we asked for it. Someone older that we trusted with things that were too uncomfortable to go to our parents or teachers or whatever about, because we already knew she wasnât going to judge us or something, and that we would get an honest answer.
I donât know why Iâm remembering this so hard tonight, and Iâm not sure if thereâs a point to sharing this, except that I know sheâs gone now. She was ill the last time we spoke, and her site went down a long time ago, and I miss her. She was a huge influence on my life, then and now. She was hope, for me, that life as an adult didnât have to be boring, it wouldnât have to mean giving up the things I loved and Becoming Only Responsible With No Fun. Her presence meant I had hope I could still write and play with friends even when I wasnât âa kidâ anymore. And sheâs gone, and I miss her, and I wanted to share her from the perspective of youth, and the perspective over twenty years later has provided me.
And I think of her, when people go off about older folks being in fandom with younger folks. Iâm an older folks now, or at least middle aged folks because there are certainly folks older than me still, but I wasnât always. Iâve been here since i was a younger folks, and I know how much Steelâs presence and support meant to me, how much she helped not just me but everyone on that group. And I think of the people saying older folks donât belong in fandom, and that they shouldnât interact with younger folks at all, and I just think⊠I canât agree. I needed that kind of solid presence in my life back then and even at the age I am now, I need the folks older than me to stay. I want them here.
So I guess, like, if youâre here and youâre 40 or 50 or 60 or 70 or 80 or whatever, I want you here in fandom with me, still. Your presence here is a comfort. It is hope. It is a reminder that life will continue to be fun, even as I get older, myself. And if youâre younger and you have this sort of elder in your groups, I hope that they are like Steel. I hope they are kind and patient and supportive, and that knowing them gives you hope for your own future. I hope in twenty years you look back and remember them fondly.
living in my own world at this point
i have a tradition to redraw some phili screenshots on my current hyperfixations
You don't show blood in animated films, it's like almost a taboo thing. You can show characters getting beat up and bruised but never bleeding. It defies all corporate beliefs of making it a "kids movie". Even GDT's Pinocchio which has fucking nazis in it and guns shooting people never showed blood in it. It's just that sacred of a thing in animation that studios never cross.
But Puss in Boots, they showed it. Not only that, you get a fucking close up on it. Do you know how rare that is? The people who made it probably fought every tooth and nail to get this moment approved, because this is unprecedented in this industry. You don't show actual blood bleeding I cant stress how much this is such a nono in this industry.
But for this moment it's perfect, the inevitability of death in Puss in Boot's eyes, the amount of risk the studio took to get this moment in the film approved, shows how much DreamWorks really cares and wants this movie to not just be another haha kids film but for the adults watching it, the people who have seen the world and fear death, those with anxiety, get panic attacks, unsure about life the universe, getting married, being a family. These aren't ideas catered to kids.
Everytime I've seen people be like "oh studios need to stop making boring ass animations and actually make a film about serious topics and have better animation and care about the movie" THIS IS IT FOLKS. A STUDIO LISTENED AND IT'S OUT HERE IN YOUR FACE.
So seriously go watch Puss in Boots. It's incredible and you're missing out on something beautiful if you don't.
Boys night out
Still so proud of these pieces so I wanna share them once again
Missed them so much