Me: Where Is He

Reblogs greatly encouraged!

What's this? A little calendar teaser and update for everyone??

You betcha! We're getting close, so here are the facts so far:

Calendars will likely be up for pre-order in June/July.

Since they are for 24 months, they will likely be $20-$30 USD.

The charity we'll be donating to this year is A New Way of Life Reentry Project, who provide housing, case management, pro bono legal services, advocacy, and leadership development for people rebuilding their lives after incarceration.

I'm hoping to do a run of 500 calendars!

I'm basing that number off the previous poll I did about the mullet!Stan calendar, so I'm hoping there will actually be that many folks purchasing it. But that's where you come in. YES YOU! In order to make this calendar a success (and to ensure I don't end up with 300 of them taking up space in my house), I need all of you to be sure you reblog this post, share links on other social media sites, and generally do whatever you can to spread the word.

I have faith we can make this happen!

Preview pics by: @dragon-tidbits @gruvu @devisopod

How do I deal with the fact that I’ll never be who I want to be?

Alt text if you can’t read my handwriting.

Children climbing on Colton.

*your home is suddenly filled to the brim with cicadas!*

Oh lord have no much on my trash! *shot gun fire is heard

*glared at you* fine, *turns to the kids* Get in the van!

Your kids in my back yard again

Good God which one?

-Ms. Bates

Ah- thank you @canadianintheattic may I see billy every Wednesday.

Also ms. Bates I’m so sorry you do not trust me.

(Ps. Breaking character for a moment, we are still playing about right or do you not actually trust me?)

Hey billy can I adopt you?

((I'm gonna answer this ask for Billy. Sorry but no you may not. You have to pry the child rights out of my dead hands if you want the child))

Right my buttons have been pushed…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, STOP REPLACING BEAST WIRT AND ICE FINN WITH BLOODY MARCY AND HUNTER

There good characters but I’ve had enough of reading posts like “beast wirt walked so hunter could run” or some stupid thing like “ their traumatised so they belong in the bad end friends” just shut up. I would like to see some fan art without them in for once.

Putting meme laughs on your compilation videos is like putting a laugh track on a bad comedy.

It doesn’t make it funny, it makes it cringey.

Watching horror games so I can get normal nightmares instead of anxiety dreams about school.