Haha you think a simple lawyer correcting my grammar is gonna stop me from giving billy a happy life making up for the mistakes of his scaring child hood then you will have to try a lot more!
Hey billy can I adopt you?
((I'm gonna answer this ask for Billy. Sorry but no you may not. You have to pry the child rights out of my dead hands if you want the child))
Well you should learn to lock your draw! *dramatically points to sad printer in the corner* take them back if you wish but I have my copys
Hey billy can I adopt you?
((I'm gonna answer this ask for Billy. Sorry but no you may not. You have to pry the child rights out of my dead hands if you want the child))
Then why do I have the papers in my hand! *slambs then on table*
Hey billy can I adopt you?
((I'm gonna answer this ask for Billy. Sorry but no you may not. You have to pry the child rights out of my dead hands if you want the child))
Do you think that the neighbours with natural defects such as heterochromia or moles struggle in universe with being accused as doppelgängers or people being weary of them.
Same with the twins like people freak out about them and they have to explain it every time?
Is the milkman the new tumblr sexy man?
Abyssal Mermaid by Théo Legouis / TeoLehog
Jackson is not just a nerd he is also crazy and petty and jealous and mean sometimes. He is also a little bit stupid.
And Holt is NOT cool. Holt keeps up what he perceives as a cool guy persona but is simply NOT a cool guy. He has anger issues, no social queues, basically no friends, and canonically most people find him annoying.
Sneak peek for something I’m working on
Remade this piece from 3 years ago! This is the piece that started it all for me. Though I’m not part of this fandom anymore, I am still so thankful to have been a part of it to help me grow as an artist.
✨Timelapse Video✨
When he awoke voices echoed all around him. The sun was shining brightly above him, no…
A light hung over head, every other inch of his surroundings was cloaked in pitch black. Nothing but the single, glass? Rose layed in his grip. The grit and dirt of the ground lingered on his skin, but no where else. lime green and similar shades of clear glass held his body in the endless void he traveled through.
His clothes felt lighter, not that they dissipated just that the fabric had change, devolved and re-adjust to fit that of a newly bloomed rose.
Or it should have, instead it looked like what every high school frat boy wish they adorned. Same jacket, green with an even white line from around the collar down to the sleeves, sweat pants that where similar. And a red shirt underneath.
His face was what had changed the most, a read and green gas mask in the shape of a snarling monster mouth, spike like thorns around the edges. Battle paint, adjacent to that of a fan at a rugby match lacing his eyes. Finally his hair a fiery red and white.
Being an adult sucked, it wasn’t like high school where your parents waited on you hand and foot or college were you can have everything paid for you.
“I actually have to go out and work?!” Neil whined down the phone line.
“I know it must be sooooo difficult for you” the voice mocked.
“Riley! No sarcasm this is actually horrible!” He shook his head aggressively, narrowly dodging a lamppost. He grimaced as people shot him looks “me and my mates we’re going out tonight but I’m broke and apparently that means I’m out the group!” There was silence from the other line, Neil grew nervous.
“Maybe….maybe it’s for the best…”
“What do you mean ‘for the best’!” He did air quotes “my friends just ditch the bro code and you just want me to move on!?” He spat, throwing his phone on the floor with the sound of splintering glass. “Oh for fuck sake!”
Rain poured in buckets, Neil scrambled around in the dark, the mud of the woodland floor coating him. “C’mon! C’mon we’re the hell is it!” Turns out your parents aren’t entitled to buy you a new phone every time you break the old one “C’mon!” His hand felt it, for a brief moment. His fingers brushed against the cracked glass again, gripping it tightly he kissed the dirty thing. “Ple! Pfft! Mud!” He wiped his mouth only dragging more muck across his face. Something pricked his fingers, a rose, blood dripped down it’s dimly lit stem.
Suddenly light flooded him.
Black.
*casually reposts side blog*
Just handing out free parasites, enjoy!
(It’s my hyperfixation, and now yours)
hHHWEHEH
Oh hello person who has just followed me. Is there context to this or did you just think I needed another parasite? I'm not complaining there's always room in this body for one more
marty whatever you do don’t go to santa carla !!!!!!!
My storeys will always have a element of unmasking or revealing identity to those you trust. That’s because it’s something I have never been allowed to do.
Such beautiful colours in my mind, only to be smothered by the hell that is school
We’re just just children, being treated like adults, given responsibility.
But we’re just children
No, I’m not 🙃
Dear artist,
Your hypnotic creature have no effect on the likes of me! My eyes are like headlights, I would blind anyone who dared look, I’m as deaf as a worm and travel alone! Have no sense of touch and am practically the personification of a rock.
Have at thee!
"Damn, dude, you okay?"
Hello my dudes
Yolo bros
this is him btw!!
I’m gonna retire the generator.
Reblog to kill it faster
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