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5 years ago
They Made It.
They Made It.

They made it.

5 years ago
We Made It.
We Made It.

we made it.

5 years ago
Some Memories Never Fade.
Some Memories Never Fade.
Some Memories Never Fade.
Some Memories Never Fade.

Some memories never fade.

5 years ago
🍧   Waiting For The Tides To Meet By @nauticalleeds (59k) Soulmates AU

🍧   Waiting for the tides to meet by @nauticalleeds (59k) Soulmates AU

Louis lets out a deep breath, thinking about Harry’s soulmate. Thinking about how Harry’s soulmate is probably as beautiful as Harry, some person that Louis cannot compare to, and how the universe has chosen them to be Harry’s. Fuck the universe. “Fuck you,” he calls out to the universe. He’s aware of how crazy he sounds.

Maybe he is crazy, with how he’s falling for Harry. And fuck that, too.

Soulmate AU. Everyone is born with heterochromia — one eye is their own eye colour, while the other is the colour of their soulmate’s. It’s only when they meet their soulmate for the first time that their own eyes match properly. After a hazy night at a frat party, Louis wakes up to blue eyes and the shocking realization that he had met his soulmate, without any sober recollection. Seven years pass where Louis comes to terms with the fact that he’ll never know who his soulmate is. Then one fated summer, a beautiful green-eyed photographer arrives at Louis’ workplace, with promises of endless laughter and a familiar feeling in Louis’ heart.

Featuring a lovely cup of OT5, a road trip down the coast, and a scene where Harry eats a whole head of lettuce. Don’t ask why.

🍧   Home Remedies by @kingsofeverything (4k)  Roomates AU

Louis’ hiccups just won’t stop. Harry, his roommate and best friend, is willing to do anything to help.

🍧   Like a Walk in the Park by @helloamhere (11k) Idiots in love 

Louis needs a million dollars, needs a full redo and apology for Mass Effect 3, needs to redeem his birthday massage certificate. Louis does not need to sit exposed under an open sky and control his facial muscles for hours on end in front of his horrible helpless crush and three most merciless (best) friends. But Zayn is running out to the living room to hide all the controllers, so he’s got no freaking choice.

or, OT5 has a park day. Louis will probably survive.

🍧   Traffic Light by @dinosaursmate (7k) Miscommunication 

“Hi!” a blonde girl with heavy eye make-up greeted, putting a hand on his stomach to halt him. “How’s it going?” “Um
 yeah. Good.” Harry smiled politely before nodding. “Excuse me.” Harry turned sideways to squeeze past the girl. Maybe he shouldn’t have come here after all. What was the point of the cup system if people were going to come up and flirt with him, even though he wasn’t holding a green cup? Ridiculous. — Harry, a university student fresh out of a relationship, attends a Traffic Light Party. He knew all about the red, yellow and green cups, but the blue one confuses him. What does DTF mean, anyway?

🍧   Light My Morning Sky by @dreamsmp3 (54k)  Hate to Love 

The relatively cliché University AU in which Louis happens to be proficient in Philosophy, Ethics, and keeping his distance, while Harry is in need of a tutor to salvage his grade, and never passes up on a challenge; Zayn and Liam like to gaze wantonly across at each other whilst pretending to read Austen; and Niall is the precarious bond that holds them all together.

(Expect some sappy self-indulgent scenes consisting of bed-sharing, 4 am almost-love declarations, drunk texting, and far too much time spent at the student bar for it to be an accurate depiction of uni life.)

🍧  I Drove All Night (To Get To You) by @chloehl10 Pining Harry 

“Sorry mate, but I think you’re my ride?”

Harry just stared, not blinking at the man in front of him, wondering what he’d done in a past life to deserve this.

“You’re Louis Tomlinson.”

 “I was last time I checked,” Louis chuckled, still leaning in through the passenger window. Harry knew he was staring and not in a polite way, but he couldn’t bring himself to turn away in case this was all a dream, and he most definitely didn’t want to wake up if that was the case. “Can I get in, then? Would kind of like to avoid more photos of my arse in the paper if it’s alright with you
”

Harry’s job as a chauffeur for the rich and famous was not as flashy as he’d thought. Late nights having to listen to the ridiculous demands and whims of these high profile clients leaves him disheartened with the world he thought was all glitz and glamour.

One night his boss asks him a favour. To collect one last client before he clocks off. Only problem is when that client gets into the car it’s Louis Tomlinson. As in Harry’s all time crush. As in future husband and father of all his children Louis Tomlinson.

He can be cool and professional, right?

🍧   knock knock, i love you by @thelovejandles (86k) University/College AU

“Well,” Louis says, searching for something to relieve this tension. “I think if a bloke gets kicked out of his stats exam for a knock knock joke, he deserves to hear the punchline, yeah?”

“Oh!” Harry says, beaming. “I forgot where we left off, what was it again?” He looks overjoyed to be exchanging a shit joke.

“Ah, you said knock knock, then I said who’s there, and then you said Noah,” Louis supplies helpfully. He hates that he’s actually curious about the rest of the joke. “So, Noah who?”

“Oh,” says Harry, in a much different tone, dragging out the syllable. He looks bashful now. Louis cannot keep up with this boy, it’s going to kill him. “Right, well.” He shuffles his feet. Fuck, what kind of knock knock joke gets a boy nervous? “Noah a good place we could get something to eat?”

[Harry and Louis get kicked out of a statistics exam for passing a knock knock joke note, and subsequently fall in love. Harry’s a virgin, there’s a cat, a hot cocoa date, a lot of sex, even more knock knock jokes, and everything is lovely and happy.]

🍧   Just call me inspiration by hereforlou (51k) Writer Louis 

The truth is Louis knows he’s going to hell, if there is such a thing, but it isn’t because he writes erotic fiction for a living. If anything, it’s because his muse, the reason he’s inspired to write about people shagging in increasingly creative ways everyday, is the sweetest, loveliest, most genuine (and completely oblivious) future children-book illustrator in the world.

(Or, the one where Louis is a writer, Harry is an art student, and they inspire each other in very different ways.)

🍧  I’d Still Dance With You by @flamboyantommo (56k) Age Difference 

“Liam, if you met someone that you really liked, would age matter?” Louis asked. “I suppose so; to a point, anyway.” “Like, how young would you go?” Liam thought it over. “Uh
 I don’t know. Like, 24?” Louis groaned and dropped his head in his hands. “Why? How old is this guy you like?” “Twenty-one,” Louis muttered. “Hang on. He’s 21, and you’re
 what? Twenty-eight?” “Yeah.” “Wow. Um
 well, OK. That’s a, uh, that’s a gap.” — Or, the 21/28 age difference fic where Harry is younger than Louis thought he was, and even though Louis’ head is telling him not to pursue anything, his heart doesn’t seem to agree. 

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:* ♡: Please if you give a read to these fics, leave a nice comment and/or kudos, I’m sure it’ll be appreciated! Thank you! :* ♡:

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5 years ago

the signs as shit i heard kids say in high school

aries: "i just went out to my car and got my water"

"there's literally a gun threat right now"

"yeah and im a white male so"

taurus: "i find women in power super hot. like, if we got into a fight she'd kick my ass"

gemini: "guys what's it like it have parents that love each other?"

"wouldn't know" x3

cancer: "throw another marker, jaren, i swear to god i'll do nothing"

leo: "he texted me last night asking me to sneak out with him and so i laid there, all tucked into my bed and said 'the devil aint gettin me tonight.'"

virgo: "dragon ball z isn't an anime, it's a lifestyle"

libra: "we played minecraft bro"

"she's a keeper. she's a whole ass wife"

scorpio: "well im sorry you lost your boyfriend to first of all me and now fortnite, but no reason to get pissy"

sagittarius: "if she goes through the military, gets stationed in nebraska, /and/ steals my girl, she deserves her."

capricorn: "im gonna fight you right here. we're gonna throw hands"

"can we throw legs instead?"

"give me 15-20 minutes to stretch then yes"

aquarius: "he's really hot, not gonna lie"

"it's.. a frog"

pisces: "lofi's like vaporwave for pussies"

5 years ago
Same Exact Pose 💕 2019 / 2010
Same Exact Pose 💕 2019 / 2010

same exact pose 💕 2019 / 2010

5 years ago

Someone said DaBaby make Scooby Doo chase music

5 years ago

I’m gonna talk about the gay subplot in It Chapter 2 for a moment so excuse me... (also spoilers if you care)

Imagine what Richie must have felt when his memories came back. Just imagine he’d been walking around with this piece of himself missing.

This fundamental piece.

This piece that makes sense of all the rest of the pieces.

And Richie had just gone on without it for twenty-seven years. Knowing somewhere inside himself that something was wrong. Sure, like a crooked house, he’d managed to build something. A life, a version of life at least.

And then Mike had called.

For him, there was the fear that everyone else had felt. But there was also something else. Something bigger. It probably took him a while. Probably took him standing there in Derry, in that restaurant, seeing Eddie again to realize what it was. Seeing that ring on Eddie’s finger. Realizing just how much this damn town and that goddamn clown had really taken from him.

Twenty-seven stolen years isn’t just something you can get back.

And what really fucking blows is that it’s still there. That old fear. That self-hatred. Those voices with their poison words. He could hear them again too. And he was scared all over again. From a thousand different angles.

Anyway, I just can’t stop thinking about that moment. Like what that must’ve been like to have forgotten and then to have remembered. Your first love. Your biggest love. Maybe your only love.

(Regardless of anything else in the movie, it’s just a really rich concept ok and I can’t stop thinking about it)

5 years ago
- Rupi Kaur
- Rupi Kaur
- Rupi Kaur
- Rupi Kaur
- Rupi Kaur
- Rupi Kaur
- Rupi Kaur
- Rupi Kaur
- Rupi Kaur

- rupi kaur

5 years ago

im horny but like horny to cuddle

5 years ago

‘we made it’ being a thing at all

‘we Made It’ Being A Thing At All

the release date being october 3rd, the anniversary of the aimh tweet

‘we Made It’ Being A Thing At All
6 years ago

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

You Have Been Visited By The Seven Magic Dragon Balls Your Biggest Wish Will Be Granted But Only If You
6 years ago

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

6 years ago
Lucas + His Big Adorable Smile
Lucas + His Big Adorable Smile
Lucas + His Big Adorable Smile
Lucas + His Big Adorable Smile
Lucas + His Big Adorable Smile
Lucas + His Big Adorable Smile
Lucas + His Big Adorable Smile
Lucas + His Big Adorable Smile
Lucas + His Big Adorable Smile
Lucas + His Big Adorable Smile

lucas + his big adorable smile

6 years ago

i can’t get over how Softℱ everything in that clip was

hand holding

I Can’t Get Over How Softℱ Everything In That Clip Was

matteo in david’s arms

I Can’t Get Over How Softℱ Everything In That Clip Was

matteo holding david’s chin while kissing

I Can’t Get Over How Softℱ Everything In That Clip Was

david playing with matteo’s hair

I Can’t Get Over How Softℱ Everything In That Clip Was

matteo stroking david’s ear and neck

I Can’t Get Over How Softℱ Everything In That Clip Was

honestly the peak of romance

6 years ago

Matteo and David’s first kiss

6 years ago

Start reblogging the money blessings post


If you haven’t already done it
. Go hit that reblog button. Do what you have to, just do that too.

Start Reblogging The Money Blessings Post


Like seriously. Just find one and reblog it real quick. I post a couple yesterday and put into the universe that I actually wanted it

Start Reblogging The Money Blessings Post


Only been at work for a couple and I get this at as a tip! (tips ain’t normal at ALL in here)

Start Reblogging The Money Blessings Post


Come on now!!

Let it work for y’all too

6 years ago

Astrology 101: Understanding

The Planets

☉  Sun: ego, identity, and role in life ☜  Moon: emotions, moods, and feelings ☿  Mercury: how you communicate, talk, think, and process information ♀  Venus: how and what you love ♂  Mars: sex and aggression ♃  Jupiter: growth, expansion, progress, and philosophy ♄  Saturn: responsibility, restrictions, limits, fears, and self-discipline ♅  Uranus: innovation, progression, rebellion, and change ♆  Neptune: dreams, imagination, and the unconscious ♇  Pluto: power, intensity, obsession, control, and transformation

The Houses

1st house: Self-image 2nd house: Your personal resources 3rd house: What you know 4th house: Home life 5th house: Pleasure & creativity 6th house: Productivity 7th house: Significant relationships 8th house: Beginnings and endings 9th house: Open-mindedness 10th house: How people see you 11th house: Friends & acquaintances 12th house: Unconscious

6 years ago

CHINESE HOROSCOPE THAT SO TRUTHFUL ITS SCARY OMG

don’t look ahead and be truthful, or else it won’t work!!!!  ~~On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 through 11 in a column on the left.  ~~Next to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any two numbers you want.  ~~ Next to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of two members of the gender you’re attracted to. CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT.  ~~Write anyone’s name (like friends or family
) next to 4, 5, & 6.  Remember, DON’T CHEAT OR YOU’LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID! XP  ~~Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10, & 11.  ~~Finally, MAKE A WISH!  READY?!  ~  ~~  ~~~  ~~~~  ~~~~~  ~~~~~~  wheeeee!  ~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~  The Key!  - The number of people that like you is found in number 2.  - The person in number 3 is the one you love.  - The person you like but your relationship cannot work is in number 7  - You care most about the person you put in number 4.  - The person you named in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.  - The person you named in 6 is your lucky star.  - The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.  - The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.  - The 10th number is the song that tells you most about your mind.  - 11 is the song telling how you feel about life.  - Number 1 is your lucky number.  ~  Repost this within an hour of reading this, and if you do, your wish will come true. Repost this with CHINESE HOROSCOPE (Freakishly Correct)

6 years ago

Jawline. Hands. Eyes.

Jawline. Hands. Eyes.
6 years ago
Katya And Trixie
Katya And Trixie

Katya and Trixie

#uhnhhn

6 years ago
2011 - 2018 😭😭😭
2011 - 2018 😭😭😭

2011 - 2018 😭😭😭

6 years ago

if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)

6 years ago
Harry’s Face Softens When Louis Speaks. This Is Killing Me.

Harry’s face softens when Louis speaks. This is killing me.

6 years ago

Twitter I said do you remember when Childish Gambino started talking in the middle of a freestyle, then seamlessly hopped back on the flow and it still made made massive sense?

6 years ago

I love how Lou had blue and green balloons for his birthday 2 years ago :)

image

we love colour coordinated balloons 

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