Check out the popular kids You’ll never guess what Lucian just did How did Amatis Graymark lose all that weight And Maryse had a baby so I guess Robert’s straight And the only thing that matters Is climbing up that social ladder Still care about your hair and the car you drive Doesn’t matter if you’re sixteen or thirty-five Jocelyn Fairchild She’s the prom queen Hodge Starkweather Captain of the chess team Michael Wayland the clown Valentine he’s , the quarterback
…imagining falling stars carving neon tracks across the clouds and dreaming themselves into a stranger world.
-The Evil We Love
she snapped
Since us bisexuals, polysexuals, pansexuals, asexuals and aromantics don’t exist, laws do not apply. Rob a fucking bank, if you don’t exist they can’t arrest you.
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
@kierancfthehunt ask and you shall receive ;) (this took forever to write cause I was doing it in between customers at work)
- michael tries to cuddle robert ALL THE TIME
- grabs his hand at random times, is always either putting his feet or his head on robert’s lap, and jumping into robert’s bed with him and spooning him when he’s too bored to fall asleep
- (robert always goes to bed early so that he can wake up early and train, only rarely staying out late with michael, no matter how much he begs)
- robert pretends he hates it, but he secretly loves it
- when michael grabs his hand, it turns into a “who can hold the other’s hand the tightest” competition
- which then turns into a wrestling match
- one of them will say “you wanna go?” and in two seconds flat they’ll be tackling each other, doesn’t matter where
- when michael puts his feet in robert’s lap, he’ll roll his eyes and rest his arms on michael’s legs
- when he puts his head in robert’s lap, robert will always play with his hair
- if he’s wearing a beanie, robert takes it off and puts it on his own head
- he usually forgets to give it back for a few days
- (honestly they trade clothes all the time so michael doesn’t even mind)
- he’s always in awe of how goddamn soft michael’s hair is
- michael’s always telling him to grow out his hair so that he can play with it
- “i would, but i like playing with your hair too much” (cue intense blush on michael’s face)
- the first few times michael got in robert’s bed, he didn’t intend to sleep there
- he wants robert to get out of the house and at least try to have a social life
- “you have to do something other than train and sleep” “i hang out with you” “robert, i can’t be your ONLY friend” “says who?”
- one night michael tells him that he’s not gonna leave until robert does, and wraps his arms around him
- robert just says “be my guest” and doesn’t budge
- pretty soon they’re having sleepovers every night because robert has trouble sleeping without michael holding him
- robert gets so cranky when michael doesn’t stay with him, especially the day after
- (michael can’t really sleep either, he’s gotten so used to robert’s steady breathing and the scent of his cologne lulling him to sleep)
- michael just laughs when he sees robert’s pout and promises that he’ll bring him his favorite food when he comes over that night
- the only time they’re not sleeping next to each other is when the other is sick, but they still insist on being together, so they just pile up blankets between each other
- (they usually wake up holding hands when this happens)