it-wasnt-a-fart - Angry Pansexual
Angry Pansexual

Cats are life, this is fact.

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6 years ago

y'all remember when pennywise yeeted eddies entire arm off in the sewers

6 years ago

I Shall Go

Just a little something from my fan fiction account cause I’m currently writing another fic about Rowaelin from the Throne of Glass series. 

There was a saying that you could see yourself in your children.

What Robert Lightwood saw, when he looked at his son, was what he might have had. What he might possibly have been.

Alec, playing games with his son, kissing Magnus, so loving and so open. So unafraid.

He had told Alec once that he despised him, that he hated him. The words had burned in his mouth like fire.

Keep reading

6 years ago

waywood headcannons

@kierancfthehunt ask and you shall receive ;) (this took forever to write cause I was doing it in between customers at work)

- michael tries to cuddle robert ALL THE TIME

- grabs his hand at random times, is always either putting his feet or his head on robert’s lap, and jumping into robert’s bed with him and spooning him when he’s too bored to fall asleep

- (robert always goes to bed early so that he can wake up early and train, only rarely staying out late with michael, no matter how much he begs)

- robert pretends he hates it, but he secretly loves it

- when michael grabs his hand, it turns into a “who can hold the other’s hand the tightest” competition

- which then turns into a wrestling match

- one of them will say “you wanna go?” and in two seconds flat they’ll be tackling each other, doesn’t matter where

- when michael puts his feet in robert’s lap, he’ll roll his eyes and rest his arms on michael’s legs

- when he puts his head in robert’s lap, robert will always play with his hair

- if he’s wearing a beanie, robert takes it off and puts it on his own head

- he usually forgets to give it back for a few days

- (honestly they trade clothes all the time so michael doesn’t even mind)

- he’s always in awe of how goddamn soft michael’s hair is

- michael’s always telling him to grow out his hair so that he can play with it

- “i would, but i like playing with your hair too much” (cue intense blush on michael’s face)

- the first few times michael got in robert’s bed, he didn’t intend to sleep there

- he wants robert to get out of the house and at least try to have a social life

- “you have to do something other than train and sleep” “i hang out with you” “robert, i can’t be your ONLY friend” “says who?”

- one night michael tells him that he’s not gonna leave until robert does, and wraps his arms around him

- robert just says “be my guest” and doesn’t budge

- pretty soon they’re having sleepovers every night because robert has trouble sleeping without michael holding him

- robert gets so cranky when michael doesn’t stay with him, especially the day after

- (michael can’t really sleep either, he’s gotten so used to robert’s steady breathing and the scent of his cologne lulling him to sleep)

- michael just laughs when he sees robert’s pout and promises that he’ll bring him his favorite food when he comes over that night

- the only time they’re not sleeping next to each other is when the other is sick, but they still insist on being together, so they just pile up blankets between each other

- (they usually wake up holding hands when this happens)

6 years ago
…imagining Falling Stars Carving Neon Tracks Across The Clouds And Dreaming Themselves Into A Stranger

…imagining falling stars carving neon tracks across the clouds and dreaming themselves into a stranger world.

-The Evil We Love

6 years ago
The Shadowhunter Lightweight Gear Set #1 As Modeled By Robert Lightwood And Michael Wayland. All The
The Shadowhunter Lightweight Gear Set #1 As Modeled By Robert Lightwood And Michael Wayland. All The
The Shadowhunter Lightweight Gear Set #1 As Modeled By Robert Lightwood And Michael Wayland. All The
The Shadowhunter Lightweight Gear Set #1 As Modeled By Robert Lightwood And Michael Wayland. All The
The Shadowhunter Lightweight Gear Set #1 As Modeled By Robert Lightwood And Michael Wayland. All The
The Shadowhunter Lightweight Gear Set #1 As Modeled By Robert Lightwood And Michael Wayland. All The
The Shadowhunter Lightweight Gear Set #1 As Modeled By Robert Lightwood And Michael Wayland. All The

The Shadowhunter Lightweight Gear Set #1 as modeled by Robert Lightwood and Michael Wayland. All the layers!! My hand is sore.

6 years ago

the thought just hit me but, robert lightwood is in heaven with michael wayland now…

6 years ago
*whisper Into The Wind* 
*whisper Into The Wind* 

*whisper into the wind* 

w h y ?

[Robert Lightwood/Michael Wayland]

6 years ago

“Love? Love, real love, is being seen. Being known. Knowing the ugliest part of someone and loving them anyway. And…I guess I think two people in love become something else, something more than the sum of their parts, you know? That it must be like you’re creating a new world that exists just for the two of you. You’re gods of your own pocket universe.”

- Michael Wayland to Robert, TFTSA page 302

6 years ago

“Loving someone doesn’t mean you’re never going to make mistakes.”

- Robert Lightwood, Tales from the Shadowhunter Academy page 339

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