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sorry I can't hang out today, I'm partaking in a vivid mass hallucination of a 1973 mafia thriller by martin scorsese. Yeah it's gonna be all day

Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

ngl the funniest thing WOTC employees could do rn is unionize while their bosses are distracted

Dream SMP but make it a graphic novel series

My memories are held together by meer threads...

one of my favorite experiences in this fandom is being on my dash and coming across a long meta essay passionately analyzing characters and making points abc based on evidence xyz, reading it, and then scrolling down to find another meta essay directly below it that extensively and fervently argues the exact opposite

i HATE games that encourage a variety of weapon choices what if i WANT to play the whole game with a double barrel shotgun huh???

Sarenhale’s 3000+ followers giveaway! woo-hoo!

In order to celebrate me reaching 3000+ followers on my tumblr, I’m hosting a giveaway! 

The rules are simple:

Reblog this post on your blog!

The giveaway is made for followers only, so you have to be following me in order to enter! I assure you that, other than my art, I post great frog content, so you won’t be disappointed.

The giveaway starts on the 27th of august 2019 and ends on the 17th of september 2019. Entries after this date will not be considered!

I’ll choose the two winners randomly (via random.org) on the 18th of september and announce them on my blog!

I need a way to contact you in case you win, so heep your inbox or tumblr chat open and in sight! In order to avoid inactives or bots, I’ll give you a week to respond with your request in case you win, but if I’m not able to reach you, I’ll choose another winner! ( Keep your eyes peeled! )

The art shown as example is exactly what you’ll get in case you win! A full rendered portrait (oc or fanart) if you are the first winner, and a half body colored sketch (oc or fanart) in case you are the second winner. No other requests (fully rendered illustrations, fullbodies… etc) will be available this time, sorry!

And that’s about it! 

This is to thank everyone that has been supporting and following me, new or long-time follower. This is for you, guys! 

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

Phil: It’s Christmas and you know what that means.

Tubbo: Everyone is going to try to kill each other at the dinner table?

Techno: The sweet release of death?

Wilbur: Getting drunk on my own while crying in the bathtub?

Tommy: The fact that I will only get coal from Santa?

Phil: I was going to say “ugly sweaters competition” but you know what? We’re going to therapy.