Its-a-game-i-lost

My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

one of my favorite experiences in this fandom is being on my dash and coming across a long meta essay passionately analyzing characters and making points abc based on evidence xyz, reading it, and then scrolling down to find another meta essay directly below it that extensively and fervently argues the exact opposite

Blood for the Blood God I guess. On to Act 3.

Also NOT ME GETTING UPSET OVER WILBUR AND PHILZAS SCENE

Not me sitting around waiting for a bunch of minecraft players to go to war for more writing inspiration

but how AM i gonna be an octopus about this??? ://

What if we hyperfixated together? 😗 JK JK… unless- 😏

This is my personal “oh my god the plot is thickening, I have to much to keep track of so I’m listing things here” list. 

The egg is apparently set to take over the remains of L’Manberg. Haven’t really been keeping up with that plot but I think I will now. 

Jack Manifold is having a villain arc and apparently wants to kill Tommy, but refuses to hurt Tubbo

Niki and Fundy are also having villain arcs, but not really

Tubbo is just building his snow base as a fall back for when he and Tommy get the discs back

RANBOO HAS ONE OF THE FUCKING DISCS, LIKE GOD JUST GIVE THE KID A BREAK HE WAS GETTING BETTER HE DOSEN’T NEED THIS STRESS. 

Dream is just gone, but also maybe not because Ranboo has manifested him, like what 

Techno has plans for more undisclosed plans of violence

Glattbur is still a thing. 

Don’t forget about that stupid prison that taunts me every second of my life

oh and another thing not to forget, Techno still owes Dream a favor. Not going to forget that little detail. 

So in other words this Minecraft roleplay is tearing my life apart.  

okay but Techno saying his bit about reciprocity just sparks so much joy. we KNOW that Tommy has been repeatedly traumatized by Dream, he has adverse reactions every time he sees something that reminds him of exile, he gets confused every time he even thinks about Dream and his “friendship” with him, he repeatedly asks Techno for comfort whenever he thinks about Dream.

so Dream shows up, Dream who helped Techno escape death and rescue his horse, Dream who’s obviously trying to be on Techno’s side. Dream who brings up these things he’s done to help Techno in an effort to, what, guilt trip? manipulate? force Techno into telling him where Tommy is. direct quote from Dream in today’s stream: “I will say, y’know, you owe me, a little bit. But—“

and here goes Techno. “Ah, that’s true, that’s true. See Dream, you don’t, you don’t gotta worry Dream. I am a person that believes in absolute reciprocity.”

like.... what? at face value that’s such an interesting way for him to phrase that. just say, “yeah i owe you one.” instead, Techno uses his big language, his fancy speak, talkin about reciprocity.

cause Techno’s been around Tommy. he knows how messed up Tommy is over Dream. he doesn’t know exactly what Dream has done to Tommy, not at all, but he knows a bit about it. and he completely covers for Tommy to Dream because Dream has no fuckin right to be asking after Tommy and Techno knows it.

Techno might owe Dream for the save, but it’s not a reciprocal action for Techno to rat out a traumatized teenager to someone who’s been manipulating them. Techno’s really growing on me y’all.

/rp /dsmp

i’m not actually reading any of the posts but there’s no way anyone actually thinks king kong is cooler than godzilla lmfao absolutely all just pretending 

oh, you relate to a dark academia character? so are you the repressed and in love with your best friend one, or the repressed and in love with your best friend one, or the repressed and in love with your best friend one, or the repressed and in love with your best friend one, or the repressed and in love with your best friend one, or the repre…