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“There was no other way.”

-Mono Red Commander player desperate to remove enchantments

it’s funny how everybody in the dream smp is confused on why c!tommy’s so violent & why he always starts wars, as if the motherfucker didn’t grow up in one. as if he didn’t spent his entire life surrounded by people who believed violence was the only answer or grew to believe violence is the only answer. they question why c!tommy’s so full of hatred / anger when the world he’s seen has only ever been full of hatred and violence. you can’t question why he’s that way when it’s all he’s ever known. surely, if he got to grow up like a kid — like he should’ve been able to, he wouldn’t have been that big of a “problem”, for you, but he didn’t. /rp

true friends support your probably-slightly-unhealthy obsession with your favorite fictional character 

i’m not actually reading any of the posts but there’s no way anyone actually thinks king kong is cooler than godzilla lmfao absolutely all just pretending 

the mcyt fandom confused about plotholes months ago: who destroyed the tnt rooms button!!! why wasnt it streamed!!! why is c!karl so indecisive and switching sides!!!!!

karl, preparing for his time travel arc:

if you told me in january 2020 when the first puppet history ep dropped that in less than three years it would be the most intense lore heavy plot driven show i followed across all platforms id be like yeah thats checks out

the horse is finally out of the hospital

we're fucked

full of hate and malice...you know how it is with me...