currently consuming Ryan Gosling content like it’s crack
me otw to the function (mojo dojo casa house)
Viscount. You may not be aware of what my job entails as the royal head of security. My job is to protect the crown, to make sure no harm comes to the crown. To step in when someone toys with the crown's emotions, you see.
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) dir. Garry Marshall
we should legalize polyamorous marriage for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like
IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU
Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist
"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you...
i am not immune to himbo propaganda, thank you barbie movie..
☆ - ̗̀✨ He's just Ken ✨ ̖́- ☆
The thing is that I don't want to be employed but I also don't want to be unemployed. I actually want our entire economic system to explode but that's not really a feasible option right now
me? overthinking and hurting my own feelings again? haha definitely
Reblog if reading someone else’s fanfiction has helped you get through a hard day
fuck therapy i wanna beat the shit out of someone
I love the gay zombie show
goofiness is so attractive to me. If you can keep me laughing , you got me forever
kathleen saying she doesn’t give a fuck about a kid dying and then getting killed by an infected child. oh i know that’s right. deserved AND poetic, goodbye.
I am so happy for brendan fraser because he is clearly at a happier, healthier place in his life (mentally, and hopefully physically ie the injuries he's sustained from stunts) but the "Brenaissance" infuriates me so much because hollywood (and the internet as a collective) are patting themselves on the back for giving a 'forgotten leading man of films past' a second chance when THEY are the ones that turned their backs on him. they are the ones that blacklisted him when he spoke out about being sexually assaulted, when he gained weight and was in constant pain. before this year, every article about him had a picture of him at the peak of his physicality/youth next to a terrible paparazzi photo of him. for years people have been talking about his glow down, about how bad he's aged. his entire worth was equated with his looks. and now, because he's proved he's the same talented actor he's always been, we're pretending like we didn't fail him for years? idk.
Why is everything so loud I’m a sensitive girl
Friendly reminder, you don’t have to be skinny to be sexy.
Bill and Frank 💔
best thing i have ever made tbh
i spend my days waiting. waiting for the water to boil and my tea to be ready. for spring to come back. for more daylight. the oil in the pan to heat up. a “hey i miss you” or “can you help me out for a second?” or “you want to hang out?” text. for my phone to finish charging. for good news. flowers on the table. the next hug. “hey, you got the job!”. waiting for the sun. to set. to rise. to see both. for summer to be around the corner. a good song. a falling star. a text back. i spend my time waiting to be remembered. i spend my time repeating that tomorrow will be better. tomorrow will be better. i spend my days waiting and waiting and waiting. i spend my days waiting unbearably.