Its-mattb34 - My Weird Side

Censorship

We need to unite and tell tumbler to quit censoring

Also need to tell apple to go to hell

Girlfriend

I want my next girlfriend to a total slut has to have cock all the time and likes to be passed around to all my friends then after we get married on the honeymoon we have a orgy with my new wife getting cummed in. And on so I can lick her clean I hope when I ask her how many men she has been with is over 250 men nothing like eatting her out while thinking about all the hard cocks she has had before me I would love to date a hooker and I would marry her and she better want to be a hooker after I've always dreamed of my hooker wife coming home I bury my face in her pussy while she tells me about all the guys she fucked that night

I live for the anticipation. (Keep caption intact)

Superhorny

I'm so horny right now I wish there was an older couple here with me I would be fucking the wife while the husband had his way with my ass but he would have to cum in my mouth or in her pussy so I could lick it clean

My husband thinks I’ll get a lot of reblogs! Can you prove him right?

Try to be but not very feminine