This Is Sort Of Cousins With My Favorite Practice, Which Is Replying "yeah, That's What I've Been Saying"

even dreams are not safe from carcinisation

we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

every day i get messages from beautiful women named Bartery power 15%

here is kirby if he was sneezing in Mongolia :)

she vanilla on my extract til i win the poll

2018: Johnny Spells

2024: Johnny Knife

shoutout to NPCs named "Johnny [name of their primary weapon]"

Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.

it's...... mouse time

A story about feudal subway rats who’ve never seen a seashell before 🐀🍕

it’s Tuesday. time for rat milk circle