Listen.

I need everyone to see this picture of a porcupine looking at stingrays in an aquarium

beavers have the lifestyle that most children dream of. dig and travel through underwater canals. dam a river and flood the local woodlands. stomp mud into dam to seal. swim to flooded trees and destroy them. live in a secret hideout with a underwater entrance. full ownership over an engineering project

who let biologists play dnd

you know people say being a meatmancer is not a real job. but who do you think makes the hamburger and chicken thigh do their sultry little dance when theres a sale at the grocery store?

Huang Yongyu

Rat

Ink and colour on paper

Why do men have nipples?

it's not just human men, it's all placental mammals!

pour one out for all of the "I found this weird lump on my male cat's chest, what is it" posts on r/cats

the short answer is: because it's easier.

so, natural selection is lazy. it tends to take the quickest and easiest path to any given solution and can only work with what it already has, so it's really reluctant to drop traits that aren't actually hurting anything by being around! like male nipples.

and since male and female mammals in general start as the same weird little flesh tadpole thing and only start to diverge a couple months into development, it's waaaay easier to just leave male mammals with mostly non-functional nipples than it is to patch them out and maybe bork up something with the female nipples by mistake.

tldr: it's because evolution is naturally lazy.

✨feel real is a song i wrote in 2020. a lot of things have happened since 2020, but Arizona raspberry iced tea is still a dollar.

feel real was the first proper mistakeboi song. it took me almost 4 years to put it out because i am scared of everything. and i guess it's about that too. i am still scared but now i am also putting out a song!

if you're also scared, maybe you'll like feel real. and if you're not scared, well, that's fine. i won't hold it against you! links: bandcamp | spotify

i like a lot of things about this little song and i am happy for the opportunity to share it with you. gg!! ✨

best thing about tumblr is seeing pictures of Weird Creatures I’d never heard of before

NEVERMIND AND FUCK EVERYTHINF I SAID. I WILL BE ACCEPTING NO LESS THAN HEIHACHI LEVEL STANDARDS FROM ANY AND ALL BALDING PEOPLE HENCEFORTH.

might be an unpopular opinion but i feel like if you're balding enough you should just shave that shit and be completely bald. stop hanging onto whatever you have left it never looks good. own your baldness