Squonching Kevin

stop apologizing for going off on long tangents or rambling in the group chats and discords. that is self-defeating language and it associates guilt with being excited or whatever. instead you should frame it as "so uh anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk on my pokemon oc's relationship to ethics and science whoops". it's funny it keeps the mood light it makes it easier to continue a conversation without the whole feeling of "do i tell them no its okay? like do i need to reassure them???" etc

kind of perverted that microwave will spin your food for you. showing you all its angles for your freakish lustful gaze

Art by 桃子桃子君丶

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

Walrus By: Fred Bruemmer From: Natural History Magazine 1977

WOOLLY MICE GIF OFFICIAL REAL

"Why didn't they just communicate?? They're so stupid!" Have you considered that communicating with someone you love and value and don't want to hurt is scary and that vulnerability takes practice and that perfect characters with perfect words make the most boring stories of all

every day i get messages from beautiful women named Bartery power 15%

Next time you make a grilled cheese sandwich, instead of cooking it in butter, try inventing a special glue that lets you walk up and down any surface