Underrated Form Of Humor: Just Making Shit Up In Past Tense

I LOVE THE MANED RAT ALSO KNOWN AS THE AFRICAN CRESTED RAT

they have a bald spot much like myself

hey how come I'm autistically obsessed with strange animals but missed the entire existence of maned rats?????

They part the hair down their sides as a threat display, exposing special hollow spongy hairs that they soak with deadly poison ??????

the food pyramid is actually just the tip of a massive underground food obelisk

~ day 2 of 30 of my TAZ Music Challenge ~ i rolled a 6 which was Carey and Killian on my list! while i was writing, it was important that they are wholesome AND want to get into a fight >:) art credits to rebecca chan!! https://linktr.ee/rebchan/

so this has been sitting in my drafts for quite a while now because i’ve been scared to post it.

i made this short comic for a class back in april. it’s called “midnight phonecalls (but at 4am)” and it’s sort of about that depression that hits when it’s late at night and you don’t know why you’re alive. it’s also about running away, maybe. and worrying your friends. and phone anxiety. and a tree, 

i tried to split it up for legibility lmao let me know how that worked. and thanks for reading, if you did! 

Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 🦫 know intuitively. Embarrassing.

NEVERMIND AND FUCK EVERYTHINF I SAID. I WILL BE ACCEPTING NO LESS THAN HEIHACHI LEVEL STANDARDS FROM ANY AND ALL BALDING PEOPLE HENCEFORTH.

might be an unpopular opinion but i feel like if you're balding enough you should just shave that shit and be completely bald. stop hanging onto whatever you have left it never looks good. own your baldness

where's that "was anyone gonna tell me" meme when you need it because holy shit did the bird app just slap me in the face with this

(and yes, it's real and terrifying tbh)

2018: Johnny Spells

2024: Johnny Knife

shoutout to NPCs named "Johnny [name of their primary weapon]"