Itsdarknightknight - That One Account

Reblog if you’re staying on here when Pornhub buys Tumblr.

Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk: My Tumblr ask is always open.

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

Please, my cat needs your help

Hi, I dont like asking for money but im really desperate. This is my baby and love of my life, Junior. He was recently diagnosed with kidney failure even though he’s still young, only a year old, and I dont know what to do. He’s always so playful and noisy but now he won’t even move.

This morning when I was looking for him to feed him, I noticed that his penis was all stained with blood and that when I touched him it hurt. I bathed him and tried to give him some food but to no avail. I even made sounds with his wet food but he wasnt moving. This was at six in the morning. I tried to call every vet I knew but no clinic opens here on Sunday and the only two that were open were expensive and far from my house. I took him anyway and they told me that his bladder was as hard as a rock and that if I had not taken him today he could have died. They had to anesthetize him and drain his bladder with a syringe, it was all full of blood and urine. I just wanted to cry because my baby felt so bad and miserable. 

I’m in college, and as many understand, I do not have much money per month. Right now I spent $87 of the $150 I have for the month. Those expenses were the appointment, the injections of anti-inflammatory and antibiotics, the special gel for energy supplement (because he wont eat) and the serums and bottled waters since he can not drink anything else. Still tomorrow I need to take him again to have him checked but that means spending another $30, but only in case he gets better, otherwise it will be more expensive since they will have to use a probe to get everything he has inside and see if the problem is more serious.

Now I have to give him serum with a syringe so he does not get dehydrated, and every hour I have to give him the energy supplement. I still have to buy special food for kidney failure and pay for other injections. Only the food is $30.

I’m so stressed. My exams start this week and I have to watch him at every hour. I don’t have any money left and he still needs to go to the vet. I’m really worried since the vet said he could have died. I dont know what to do. I don’t mind not having money for myself but I still need it for him.

Anything helps, please. If you can’t please reblog my post and I’ll be forever grateful. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

paypal.me/letipimhe

Modern art

In honor of vulture awareness day, let me ask you a question.

Do you love vultures?

You should.

Here’s why:

1, They are simultaneously the most majestic, and the most f*cking derpy of birbs. Observe -

2. THEY’RE SO FUCKING BADASS. We all know that they eat dead things. Eww, right? Wrong. They’re capable of digesting fucking rabies, cholera, hundreds of strains of bacteria that would straight up kill your ass given the chance. They deserve ALL of the respect, but they don’t get any, because ‘eww they eat dead things’. 

3. THEY ARE FUCKING AMAZING AT WHAT THEY DO - Some of the highest flying birds ever recorded, with amazing eyesight and smell. Vultures are highly specialised - yes, that means they sometimes have bald heads. So what? People are all over sphinx cats and those semi-hairless dogs.

4. If you think they’re ugly, well, look at these precious babs and tell me you still don’t feel anything:

I have more reasons, but, look, I’ll just get straight to the point: 

THEY’RE GOING EXTINCT, AND MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW.

Populations of some vultures have fallen more than 90% in the last 20 years, and that’s scary as fuck. Reasons for this range from livestock carcasses being contaminated with certain drugs, to poachers killing them off because vultures give them away. But whatever the reasons, they’re dying off fast, and we need to act before it’s too late. We need to help protect them and conserve them as much if not more than some of the ‘cuter’ endangered creatures. 

So what can you do? Here are some useful links if you want to learn more:

http://www.rspb.org.uk/joinandhelp/donations/campaigns/vultures/

http://www.hawk-conservancy.org/Documents/HCT_IVP_leaflet_2013_E_ver.pdf

https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/africanvultures

http://www.tusk.org/vulture-conservation-project

http://www.save-vultures.org/

http://www.birdlife.org/europe-and-central-asia/news/international-vulture-awareness-day-%E2%80%93-no-cause-celebration

http://www.vulpro.com/

https://tristatebird.org/adoptavulture/

https://webcamvultures.wordpress.com/adopt-a-vulture/

http://www.wwfpak.org/species/Vulture.php

Please consider helping our seldom appreciated vulture buddies, either by donating, or even just by helping to change their bad reputation!! 

They really are amazing birds ~ thank you for sticking with my long-ass post 

:P 

U serve the Soviet Union