Itsmeaghost - HELLO

Sir, it’s pride month, and I must ask- How do you feel about gay people?

I hate them more than anything

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

LOLAZO

sorting r/twosentencehorror by most controversial really does just give you an absolute banger every time

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

Its the circle of life babey!

Fantasy binder.

*puts husband on shoulder like bird