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Fantasy/Supernatural Blurbs
You’re a mermaid?
Shawn is an angel…literally?
Want // Werewolf Shawn*
Petting | Werewolf Shawn
Late Night | Werewolf Shawn
Challenge | Werewolf Shawn
Mine | Werewolf Shawn/Hybrid Wolf Reader
General AU
MMA Trainer Shawn
Bunks Bestfriend!Shawn
Just As Sweet // coffee shop AU
Missed You // College!Shawn
You and Shawn have a baby
Hot Cop!Shawn
Hockey!Shawn (badboy)
Little Bee
If I Had You | BFF!Shawn
Want | Friend AU
Feels Like Love | Badboy/BFF AU
Non AU (Real Life Shawn)
Cuddling
Shawn wants you to move in with him
Cake
Shawn locks himself out late at night
Protective Shawn
Lazy Day
The one where Shawn /really/ likes your new heels
Drunk kissin’
Under the table
Sweet Tooth
My Everything
Will you…
Down (plus size reader x shawn)
Shawn’s Favorite Thing
Hallo-weenie (you and Shawn go to a haunted house)
Nightmares
Sleepy
Aquarium Date
Bath
Backstage
Sick
You’ve Ruined Me
I Never Stopped Loving You (Jealous Shawn)
Perspective
Grounding
Soft Love // plus size/curvy reader
Sick And Tired // Tour Shawn
“One Liner Blurbs”
“She’s hiding behind the couch.”
“Look at my tan. Shawn your skin is red, that’s a burn.”
You had one job…
“I thought I lost you”
“You want me to do WHAT?”
“dude, you’re whipped”
“Do I have to?”
“ARE YOU SERIOUS!?”
“I’ll put that tongue to good use if you don’t stop sticking it out”
“I’m telling you I’m haunted”
“Run for it!”
“I need a place to stay”
“You work for me.”
One Call Away
Where are those woke white people at!?
this must be the best Particular taste video so far
EVERY SINGLE PERSON
WHO REBLOGS
WILL BE GIVEN A SUPER HERO/VILLAIN NAME
AND THEIR USELESS SUPER POWER
IN THEIR ASK
Omfg
Please enjoy this recent TikTok I’ve made based on Tom Holland’s recent tweet below:
Remember when that cop pepper-sprayed students in 2011? UC Davis paid $175K to scrub it from the internet’s memory https://t.co/5prbgrx1WL
— Xeni (@xeni) April 14, 2016
I just want to say thank you, Marvel.
Last year I was told I had cancer. In a month my therapy is over and I really have to say that my love for Marvel helped me getting trough all this time. I could get out of this stupid life for a few hours and just not think about it. Somehow it also gave me hope.
Actually I didn’t want to post anything here. It was just for fanfiction reading.
But this is a exeption.
I just hope that a few people might see this because… idk if I would read this from another person with similar problems I would be very happy.
So… thank you Marvel and Stan Lee and the Russo Brothers (even if they killed me with infinity war) and all the awesome actors that somehow… saved me from my darkest times.
-Pai
(english is not my mother tongue, so sorry for any mistakes. I learned english from school and tumblr)
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
“the kind of white people white people dont fuck with” lmaoo
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven The End
y’all
a mutual of mine
suddenly has posts on their blog
with links to “find women to have sex with”
my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE
tumblr just got even worse
chillin on a Saturday night
A Brooklyn woman applying for food stamps sat on the floor as no chairs were available. The NYPD came and forcibly pulled her ONE-YEAR-OLD son out of her arms. She faces multiple charges and is being held without bail on Rikers.
OMG that was horrible to watch. How is grabbing at a baby that way acceptable? She had no weapon and wasn’t a danger. They all need to be fired; the rest need retraining.
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I put on my sunglasses, to hide my swollen eyes, over my tears. I cried all my makeup off. Went inside to have a milkshake. I don’t know why. I wanted something to drink as I figured out what I would do. I got a soda and a milkshake. Medium. The cashier looked at me and with a line around the corner of the counter he rushed away from the counter “Hold on “ he yelled to a coworker.
I filled my soda and went back and saw him looking all over. I go up and he gets close and says “I made it a large”.
That was seriously enough for me not to do it. His kindness. Someone went out of their way and as I went back in my car to cry I realized I could muster through a few other days. A few more weeks. Then I came down from that panicky high of anxiety, depression, and pain. I finished my shake. And it was enough time to let me feel better. I… I’m alive. I’ll make it through.
Try and be nice today. Tomorrow. Something as much as a smile. It helped so much.
Thank you man at McDonalds.
The milkshake saved my life
seb & evans voiceovers in the cap video game im wheezing gosh this is so gay
Me: They like to call Chris Evans the Dorito because of his shoulder to waist ratio. He's shaped like a triangle.
My husband: They should call him the Bermuda Triangle because the ladies wanna get lost in him.
I love this to much
#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers
Me when I saw people bullying Peter Parker in this deleted scene of Spiderman Homecoming
Omfg, My MUM WATCHES THEM AND THEN TELLS MY STEP-DAD HOW SHE IS GONNA KILL HIM NEXT
does anyone else’s mom or dad just watch murder/crime shows all the time or is it just mine
to the male population: when you don’t know every lyric to a @taylorswift song and don’t act like this during a concert - i’m sorry but we’re not meant to be. thanks to mr. mendes for setting my standards even higher.
Be aware