This Is About Ace From The SBS For Chapter 598 And. I Think I’m Actually Going To Lose My Fucking Mind

Big things :(

me: *watching cartoons and drinking out of sippy cup* i baby,, best baby eber! hehe :3

me: *gets a call from boss saying they need me at work*

me: buh i wanna be baby today :(

me: *angry babbling* T.T

People who like mantises but aren't that into entomology are always "orchid mantises" this and "orchid mantises" that. Overrated. Can we talk about Toxodera integrifolia for a minute:

(Image links because as much as it pains me I've never seen one of these beauties irl: 1 2 3)

Like how are these things real. Girl what is that thorax shape. Why are you wearing eyeliner. And the colors? Absolutely fire. This is a 10/10 insect if you ask me.

Today's free pattern is a two-for-one! There's the axolotl version of my earlier squishmallow pattern that was requested but this pattern easily turns in to a reversible axolotl too!

Get them both here.

Babie syndrome

symptoms:

grabby hands

giggles

baby talk

babbles

squeals

is playful

is bratty

kicky feet

bites e v e r y t h i n g

sleepy

repost if you have baby syndrome!!

Look at these koi

A beginners guide to babytalk.

What is babytalk you may ask? Babytalk is the type of speech Littles engage in when they are in Littlespace. This is much like the talk of infants and toddlers, so I will go by age.

O-2:

-Lots of noises

-Basically no sentence structure

-Few words "Dada Miwk!"

-High pitched

-Lotsa giggles and blushes

3-5:

-Fragmented Sentences

-Noises but with a purpose

-High pitched

-More words "Dada,(me)Wan milk!"

6-8:

-Stronger sentences with some grammatical errors

-Sometimes makes noises

-More "grown up" pitch

-Proper words "Daddy I want milk."

8-12:

-Almost perfect sentences

-Rarely make noises

-Middle pitch

-Proper sentences and words "Daddy can I please have some milk?"

Guides to letter changes:

R's and L's -> W's (really -> weawwy)

S's are gone ('tuffie)

Th's -> F's and T's (think -> fink/tink)

F's and V's -> B's (Gave -> Gabe Of -> Ob)

I hope this helps new CG's or people looking into the community!

That’s Daddy’s job 🍪

AHHHHH IM SO HAPPY TO SEE A GENDERFLUID GEM

I’d been thinking of making a few pride gems and while this isn’t the result I hoped for I’m still gonna share them so enjoy.

(Also I unfortunately won’t be taking pride gem requests since I have things to do. Sorry about that.)